HOWARD’S DAILY CHRONICLE
NUMBER 23 VOL 14
TUESDAY SEPTEMBER 23RD 2008
WEATHER; WARM, HIGH NUMIDITY, 62/85 DEGREES
AGAIN, NOT MUCH TO REPORT TODAY! MOM HAD TO TAKE KONNER IN FOR HIS SPEECH LESSON. I GUESS THEY TEACH HIM HOW TO SAY CERTAIN WORDS AND TALK IN SENTENCES! MOM SAYS HE TALKS FOR HER BUT PERSONALLY I’VE NEVER HEARD HIM SAY ONE WORD BUT, I GUESS HE COULD BE LIKE COLLEEN, SHE DIDN’T TALK TILL SHE WAS ABOUT 2 YEARS OLD THEN WE COULDN’T MAKE HER STOP!
MOM HAD TO MAKE A TRIP DOWN TO TIMS TO HELP HIM WITH A PROBLEM HE WAS HAVING! SHE FILLED UP WITH GAS AND WE GOT 21.4 MPG ON THIS FILL UP! IT WILL PROBABLY GET A LITTLE BETTER BUT WE’LL BE HAPPY WITH THIS 21.4, IF IT DROPS OFF I’LL RECHECK THE TIRES THE FIRST THING THAT SEEMS TO BE WHAT CUTS INTO THE GAS MILEAGE FIRST!
I STILL HAVEN’T GOT THE NEW AMPLIFIED PHONE FROM THE VA, WHEN MOM CHECKED WITH THEM LAST WEEK THEY SAID BECAUSE I WORKED ON IT THE COMPANY WOULDN’T HONOR THE WARRANTY AND THEY HAD TO ORDER A NEW ONE! I NEVER WORKED ON THE DAMN THING, ALL I DID WAS CHECK THE OUTPUT OF THE BATTERY CHARGER AND FOUND IT 4 VOLTS BELOW WHAT IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE CHARGING AND THEN I PLUGGED THE PHONE INTO ANOTHER CHARGER WITH THE PROPER VOLTAGE BUT THE DAMAGE WAS ALREADY DONE! I THINK ONE OF THE LIGHTENING BOLTS THAT CAUSED A SPIKE AND A SURGE IN THE LINE DID THE DAMAGE! I’VE PUT A VOLT METER IN THE A/C LINE AND SAW IT GO FROM 110 TO 123 VOLT!
MANAGERIUM
THE HEAVIEST ELEMENT KNOWN TO SCIENCE IS MANAGERIUM.
THIS ELEMENT HAS NO PROTONS OR ELECTRONS, BUT HAS A NUCLEUS MADE UP OF 1 NEUTRON, 2 VICE-NEUTRONS, 5 JUNIOR VICE-NEUTRONS, 25 ASSISTANT VICE-NEUTRONS, AND 125 JUNIOR ASSISTANT VICE- NEUTRONS ALL GOING ROUND IN CIRCLES.
MANAGERIUM HAS A HALF-LIFE OF THREE YEARS, AT WHICH TIME IT DOES NOT DECAY BUT INSTITUTES A SERIES OF REVIEWS LEADING TO REORGANIZATION.
ITS MOLECULES ARE HELD TOGETHER BY MEANS OF THE EXCHANGE OF TINY PARTICLES KNOWN AS MORONS.
THAT’S “30” FOR THIS ISSUE.
HOWARD
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