DAILY CHRONICLE #2 VOL 13

HOWARD’S DAILY CHRONICLE

NUMBER 3 VOL 13

AUGUST 3^RD 2008

WEATHER HOT, HIGH HUMIDITY, 74/105 DEGREES

 

ANOTHER DAY OF HIGH HEAT AND HUMIDITY! MOM HAD TO GO INTO TOWN FOR A FEW ITEMS AND GOT HOME AND IN OUT OF HEAT A.S.A.P.!

I’M SPENDING MOST OF MY TIME DOING THE CHRONICLE AND WORKING ON MY NEW BOOK! THE PUBLISHER IN SHERMAN, TEXAS STOPPED DOING ANY PUBLISHING ABOUT 3 YEARS AGO AND SUGGESTD I GET ON THE INTERNET AND FIND A PUBLISHER IN THE DALLAS FT. WORTH AREA! HE WOULDN’T RECOMMEND ANYONE IMPARTICULAR, HE SAID THEY’RE ALL PRETTY HONEST AND DO EXCELLENT WORK! SO MY NEXT THING IS TO GET ON THE INTERNET AND FIND A PUBLISHER WHO WILL WORK WITH ME!

 

I WENT TO THE INTERNET AND FOUND A PLACE CALLED CREATESPACE AND AMAZON.COM THAT PUBLISHES BOOKS AND IT LOOKS LIKE YOU DON’T HAVE TO PUT UP ANY FRONT MONEY, MOM AND TIM ARE LOOKING IT OVER FOR ME! I READ OK BUT THE WORDS SEEM TO RUN TOGETHER SO I’M NOT SURE WHAT I’VE READ! IF THIS IS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE IT MAY BE A WAY TO HAVE ALL MY BOOKS PUBLISHED! FROM WHAT I READ THEY PRINT ON ORDER AND SHIP SO THERE’S NO INVENTORY INVOLVED! SOUNDS PRETTY GOOD TO ME NOW I’LL WAIT FOR MOM AND TIMTO GIVE ME SUGGESTIONS!

 

I’M A LITTLE TIRED TONIGHT SO I’LL END THIS WITH  COUPLE OF JOKES FROM ARCAMAX:

 

ULTIMATE QUESTION

SCIENTISTS WERE PREPARING AN EXPERIMENT TO ASK THE ULTIMATE QUESTION.

THEY HAD WORKED FOR MONTHS GATHERING ONE EACH OF EVERY COMPUTER THAT WAS BUILT. FINALLY THE BIG DAY WAS AT HAND. ALL THE COMPUTERS WERE LINKED TOGETHER. THEY ASKED THE QUESTION, "IS THERE A GOD?"

SUDDENLY THERE WAS A LOUD CRASH, AND IN A BRILLIANT EXPLOSION OF SILICON AND PLASTIC THE COMPUTERS FUSED INTO WHAT APPEARED TO THE SCIENTISTS TO BE ONE LARGE COMPUTER IN PLACE OF THE MANY SMALLER ONES.

ONE OF THE SCIENTISTS RACED TO THE PRINTER AS IT FINALLY OUTPUT ITS ANSWER. "THERE IS NOW", READ THE PRINTOUT.

 

LOUD, MAD, OR SAD

THE PSYCHOLOGY INSTRUCTOR HAD JUST FINISHED A LECTURE ON MENTAL HEALTH AND WAS GIVING AN ORAL TEST.

SPEAKING SPECIFICALLY ABOUT MANIC DEPRESSION, SHE ASKED, "HOW WOULD YOU DIAGNOSE A PATIENT WHO WALKS BACK AND FORTH SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS ONE MINUTE, THEN SITS IN A CHAIR WEEPING UNCONTROLLABLY THE NEXT?"

A YOUNG MAN IN THE REAR RAISED HIS HAND AND ANSWERED, "A BASKETBALL COACH?"

 

THAT’S “30” FOR THIS ISSUE.

 

HOWARD