HOWARD’S DAILY CHRONICLE
NUMBER 27 VOL 13
WEDNESDAY; AUGUST 27TH 2008
WEATHER; WARM, MED HUMIDITY, 71/95 DEGREES
MOM AND I WATCHED THE DEMOCRATIC CONVENTION TO HEAR HILLARY MAKE HER SPEECH! ALL MOM SAID WHEN SHE WAS DONE WAS, “SHE’S GOOD!” AND I HAD TO AGREE! I WANT TO HEAR BILLS SPEECH TOMORROW NIGHT! WHEN THEIR DAUGHTER INTRODUCED HER MOTHER HE LOOKED SO PROUD! THEY PUT THE CAMERA ON HIM WHILE HILLARY WAS SPEAKING AND HE HAD A HARD TIME HOLDING BACK THE TEARS! HE’S REALLY PROUD OF BOTH OF THEM!
MOM AND I WENT OUT AND DID SOME CHECKING ON THE INTREPID MAP SENSOR! I’LL HAVE TO REDO ONE OF THE THINGS I CHECKED BECAUSE I DIDN’T DO IT RIGHT! I GOT THE RIGHT VOLTAGE READING BUT ON ONE OF THE TEST I HAD MOM HOLD THE NEGATIVE PROBE OF THE VOLT-OHM METER TO A GROUND AND IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN TOUCHING A PIN STICKING IN A WIRE FROM THE MAP SENSOR!
MOM HAD TO GO TAKE SHANNON FOR A CHECK UP ON HER SURGERY TODAY (NOT YESTERDAY LIKE I SAID) BUT AS THEY WERE LEAVING THE DRs OFFICE NURSE CALLED AND SAID THE DR. HAD EMERGENCY SURGERY! (THIS WAS AT 1:00PM WHICH IS TEE OFF TIME AT THE GOLF COURSE), JUST KIDDING BUT, SOME DRs WON’T LET ANYTHING INTERFEAR WITH THEIR GOLF GAME! IT’S QUITE A CHORE HELPING SHANNON IN HER WHEEL CHAIR, THEN IN THE CAR, PUT THE WHEEL CHAIR IN THE CAR THEN REPEAT IT WHEN SHE TAKES HER HOME! SHE DOESN’T COMPLAIN I JUST WISH I COULD HELP BUT THERE’S NO WAY I COULD!
MEAN OLD WOMAN
AN OLD MAN AND WOMAN WERE MARRIED FOR YEARS, EVEN THOUGH THEY HATED EACH OTHER. WHEN THEY HAD A CONFRONTATION, SCREAMING AND YELLING COULD BE HEARD DEEP INTO THE NIGHT.
THE OLD MAN WOULD SHOUT, "WHEN I DIE, I WILL DIG MY WAY UP AND OUT OF THE GRAVE AND COME BACK AND HAUNT YOU FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!"
NEIGHBORS FEARED HIM BECAUSE OF THE MANY STRANGE OCCURRENCES THAT TOOK PLACE IN THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD.
THE OLD MAN LIKED THE FACT HE WAS FEARED. TO EVERYONE'S RELIEF, HE DIED OF A HEART ATTACK WHEN HE WAS 68.
HIS WIFE HAD A CLOSED CASKET AT THE WAKE. AFTER THE BURIAL, SHE WENT STRAIGHT HOME AND BEGAN TO PARTY AS IF THERE WAS NO TOMORROW.
HER NEIGHBORS, CONCERNED FOR HER SAFETY, ASKED, "AREN'T YOU AFRAID THAT HE MAY INDEED BE ABLE TO DIG HIS WAY UP AND OUT OF THE GRAVE AND COME BACK AND HAUNT YOU FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE?"
THE WIFE PUT DOWN HER DRINK AND SAID, "LET THE OLD MAN DIG. I HAD HIM BURIED UPSIDE DOWN.
THAT’S “30 FOR THIS ISSUE.
HOWARD
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