DAILY CHRONICLE # 19 VOL 6

HOWARD’S DAILY CHRONICLE

NUMBER 18 VOL 6

JANUARY 21^ST 2008

WEATHER: COLD, HIGH HUMIDITY, 16/48 DEGREES

WELL, NEITHER OF OUR FAVORITE TEAMS; THE DALLAS COWBOYS NOR THE GREENBAY PACKERS MADE IT TO THE SUPERBOWL!

DALLAS GOT BEAT OUT LAST WEEK AND THE GREENBAY PACKERS GOT BEAT TODAY! WE WATCHED MOST OF THE CHARGERS/PATRIOTS GAME THEN WENT OUT TO LATINIS AND WATCHED THE FINISH. THE CHARGERS ALMOST BEAT THE PATRIOTS WHO FINISHED UP 18-0! OUR CONGRADULATIONS TO THEM! THEY’RE THE FIRST TEAM IN NFL HISTORY TO GO 18-0! IF THEY CAN BEAT THE GIANTS IN THE SUPERBOWL AND GO OUT 19-0 IT WILL BE ALONG TIME BEFORE ANY EXISTING TEAM WILL TOP THEM! OH WELL! THERE’S ALWAYS NEXT YEAR! NOW I’VE GOT TO GET READY TO WATCH OPEN WHEEL INDY TYPE RACING! NO MORE NASCAR IT’S TO CUT AND DRIED FOR ME!

IF THE WEATHER WARMS UP TOMORROW MOM AND I WILL  GET TO WORK ON THE ROLL UP SHADES FOR THE DECK AND PUTTING TOGETHER THE DECK HEATER PEGGY AND PAUL GAVE US! WE HOPE IF WE LET ALL THE ROLL UPS DOWN AND LIGHT THE HEATER WE’LL BE ABLE TO USE THE DECK MORE! SIMPLY BECAUSE WE LIKE IT! I’LL GET IT WIRED SO WE CAN PUT UP THE CEILING FAN WE BOUGHT FOR IT AND WE’LL MOUNT A TV IN ONE OF THE CORNERS FOR SPECIAL WATCHING!

I’M GOING TO TRY AND HOOK THE EXHAUST PIPES BACK UP TO THE MANIFOLDS SO I CAN START AND RUN THE INTREPID TO TRY AND MAKE THE TRANSMISSION WORK PROPERLY! IF I CAN’T WE’LL HAVE TO TAKE IT TO B&B TO GET IT CHANGED OUT WITH THE ONE WE BOUGHT 2 MONTH AGO!

I KNOW A LOT OF THIS IS A REPEAT OF SOME OTHER TIMES BUT WE’VE HAD TO MOVE OUR PRIORITIES AROUND TO FIT THINGS THAT POP UP ON US THAT WE DID’T PLAN ON, PLEASE BARE WITH US!

LIKE I SAID WE WENT OUT TO GARY AND CHARLEENS TO WATCH THE PACKER/GIANT GAME WITH THEM, CHARLEEN’S A PACKER FAN LIKE MOM, I WORE MOMS PACKER JACKET I BOUGHT HER QUITE A WHILE AGO, IT HAS THE LOGO OF THE 1929 PACKERS ON THE BACK AND HER NAME ON THE RIGHT FRONT! I WAS A PACKER FAN FOR TODAY! BOB AND PAT OSBOURNE WERE THERE! THEY’RE FRIENDS OF ALL OF OURS! CHARLEEN PUT OUT ALL THE THINGS THEY HAD BOUGHT FOR OUR NEW YEARS EVE PARTY THAT WE DIDN’T HAVE PLUS WHAT WE AND OTHERS BROUGHT TODAY! WOW, WHAT A FEAST!

JOKE

TWO COUPLES, ONE FROM THE CITY AND ONE LIVED IN THE COUNTRY WERE AT A MOVIE THEATER TOGETHER                                                  AND WHEN THE INTERMISSION CAME ON THE WIVES WENT TO THE LADIES ROOM AND THE MEN WENT TO MENS ROOM! WHEN THE MEN GOT DONE RELEAVING THEMSELVES THE ONE FROM THE CITY WASHED AND DRIED HIS HANDS! THE ONE WHO LIVED IN THE COUNRTY JUST STOOD BY THE DOOR WAITING! AS THEY WERE WALKING BACK TO THERE SEATS THE ONE FROM THE CITY ASKED WHY THE ONE FROM THE COUNTRY HADN’T WASHED HIS HANDS AFTER RELEAVING HIMSELF AND THE ONE FROM THE COUNTRY ANSWERED; “US COUNTRY BOYS DON’T PISS ON OUR HANDS”!

A FOUR ENGINED AIRLINER WAS FLYING FROM NEW YORK THE ENGLAND WHEN THE PILOT CAME ON THE INTERCOM AND NOTIFIED THE PASSENGERS; “WE’VE JUST LOST NUMBER 4 ENGINE BUT WE’RE STILL OK!”  ABOUT TEN MINUTES LATER HE CAME BACK ON THE INTERCOM AND SAID; “OOPS, WE JUST LOST NUMBER 2 ENGINE BUT WE’LL BE OK!” IN A FEW MORE MINUTES HE CAME ON AND SAID; UH-O, WE’VE LOST NUMBER 1 ENGINE BUT, WE’LL BE OK!” THEN ABOUT 5 MINUTES LATER A VOICE CAME ON AND SAID; WE’VE LOST NUMBER 1 ENGINE BUT YOU’LL ALL BE OK! IF YOU’LL LOOK OUT OF THE LEFT AND RIGHT SIDE WINDOWS YOU’LL SEE A SMALL DOT DOWN ON THE WATER, THAT’S YOUR CREW! PLEASE REPEAT AFTER ME; “OUR FATHER…………………………….THIS IS A RECORDING, GOOD LUCK!”

THAT’S “30” FOR THIS ISSUE.

HOWARD