HOWARD’S DAILY CHRONICLE
NUMBER 8 VOL 6
JANUARY 10TH 2008
WEATHER; COOL WINDY, LOW HUMIDITY, 43/57 DEGREES
WE HAD HALEY JO TODAY TILL KELLY GOT HOME THEN MOM AND I WENT TO HOME DEPOT FOR THE PARTS WE’RE GOING TO USE FOR THE DRAPES! WE’VE NEVER HAD SO MUCH TROUBLE HANGING DRAPES OR CURTAINS! BUT WE’LL GET IT DONE TOMORROW! ON THE WAY HOME WE STOPPED AND PICKED UP MY NEW JUMP SUIT AND AFTER I TRIED IT ON TO BE SURE IT FIT (I’VE LOST A LOT OF WEIGHT, I’M STAYING AROUND 211 -215) WHICH IT DID WE ORDERED ANOTHER ONE IN GRAY!
I’VE KICKED AROUND THE IDEA OF CHANGING MY POLITICAL PARTY TO INDEPENDENT BUT, AFTER WHAT I HEARD TODAY; INDEPENDENTS ARE NOT ALLOWED TO VOTE IN THE OKLAHOMA PRIMARIES I’M SURE GLAD I DIDN’T! INDEPENDENTS CAN VOTE IN THE GENERAL ELECTIONS AND LOCAL ELECTIONS BUT NOT THE PRESIDENTIAL PRIMARIES!
YOU ASK WHY I WAS THINKING ABOUT CHANGING PARTIES;
NUMBER ONE; THE LACK OF INTEREST CONGRESS IS SHOWING FOR THE WELL BEING OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE!
NUMBER TWO; THE WAY THEY LET GEORGE W. BUSH PUSH THEM AROUND! INSTEAD OF STANDING THEIR GROUND! THE CONGRETIONAL MEMBERS WORK FOR ME NOT THE WHITE HOUSE BUNCH!
NUMBER THREE; IN NOVEMBER 2005 WE PUT MOST OF THE OTHER PARTY MEMBERS OUT AND VOTED THE DEMOCRATS BACK IN POWER AND EVER SINCE NANCY PILOSI HAS DROPPED THE BALL NUMEROUS TIMES! THE FIRST TIME WAS WHEN SHE SAID ”IMPEACHMENT WAS OFF THE TABLE” THAT WAS THE ONE THING THEY COULD USE TO MAKE THE PRESIDENT COME INTO LINE AND START BEING A PRESIDENT FOR THE PEOPLE NOT THE SPECIAL INTEREST GROUPS HE IS NOW!
NUMBER FOUR; WE PUT THEM IN OFFICE ON THE PRETEXT THAT THEY WOULD END THE WAR IN IRAQ INSTEAD THEY GIVE BUSH EVERYTHING HE WANTS TO FUEL THE WAR AND HE KEEPS KILLING AND WOUNDING OUR YOUNG MEN AND WOMEN IN HIS UNJUST INVASION OF IRAQ AND NOW HE’S IN THE MIDDLE EAST ON A TRIP THAT IS OF NO VALUE TO US AT THIS TIME! HE SHOULD BE HOME TRYING TO USE HIS INFLUENCE (SOMETHING HE HAS VERY LITTLE OF ANYMORE) TO HELP BRING THE ECONOMY BACK IN SOME KIND OF CONTROL! I’M AFRAID HIS LEGACEY WILL BE ONE THAT HE WILL DO HIS BEST TO BURY DEEP IN THE CONFINES OF THE ARCHIVES OF THE WHITE HOUSE AND KEEP IT FROM BEING LET OUT TO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE FOR 25-30 YEARS IF THEN!
I’M SORRY; I HAD TO DO THIS, I KNOW I SAID I WOULDN’T DISCUSS POLITICS OR RELIGION BUT WHEN I HEARD INDEPENDENTS COULDN’T VOTE IN THE OKLAHOMA PRIMARIES I JUST GOT CARRIED AWAY!
PADDY O’DELL WAS LAYING IN A HOSPITAL BED WITH HIS LEG IN A PULLEY SYSTEM HIS RIGHT ARM IN A PLASTER CAST FROM WRIST TO SHOULDER AND HIS FACE COVERED IN BANDAGES! HIS BUDDY LOUIE STOOD AT HIS BEDSIDE.
“HOW DID IT HAPPEN” ASKED LOUIE
“YOU KNOW THAT CUTE SINGLE GAL THAT JUST MOVED IN NEXT DOOR TO ME?” ASKED PADDY
WELL I WAS HAVING A BALL MAKING IT WITH HER LAST NIGHT ABOUT MIDNIGHT WHEN HER BOYFRIEND CAME IN AND CAUGHT US.”
“WELL” SAID LOUIE, “IT COULD HAVE BEEN WORSE.”
“ARE YOU KIDDING? THE GUY ALMOST KILLED ME. WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT COULD HAVE BEEN WORSE?”
“IF HE’D OF COME IN AN HOUR EARLIER HE WOULD HAVE CAUGHT ME”
THAT’S “30” FOR THIS ISSUE.
HOWARD
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