HOWARD’S DAILY CHRONICLE
NUMBER 6 VOL 6
JANUARY 9TH 2008
WEATHER; WARM/COOL, LOW HUMIDITY, 76/40 DEGREES
WE WENT TO HOME DEPOT YESTERDAY AFTER PICKING UP HALEY JO AND PICKED UP SOME SMALL ITEMS TO HANG MY HAT COLLECTION ON! WE ALSO GOT A STORAGE CABINET THAT WE CAN STORE ALL OUR TOOLS IN, WE MOUNTED IT ON THE DECK TODAY AND STARTED PUTTING THE TOOLS IN IT, SINCE I DO MOST OF MY WORK OUT ON THE DECK IT WILL BE BETTER THAN HAVING TO RUN TO THE LAUNDRY ROOM EVERYTIME I NEED SOMETHING! THAT’S WHERE WE’VE HAD THE TOOLS STORED!
PLUS WE GOT SOME SMALLER RINGS TO HANG THE DRAPES OVER THE SLIDING GLASS DOOR. THEY DIDN’T HAVE THE SMALLER RINGS SO WE TRIED TARGET, NO LUCK, THEN WAL-MART AND THEY HAD WHAT WE THOUGHT WOULD WORK THEY ARE THE TYPE YOU SEW ON! AFTER MOM SEWED ALL 20 OF THEM ON WE TRIED TO PUT THE DRAPES ON THE ROD WE BOUGHT THE OTHER DAY. THE ROD WENT THROUGH THE RINGS FINE TILL WE GOT TO THE BIGGER END (IT’S A TELESCOPING ROD)! NO SUCH LUCK!
MOM WENT IN THE HOTWATER CLOSET AND GOT A PIECE OF HOTWATER PVC WE KEEP FOR EMERGENCIES AND PUSHED IT THROUGH THE RINGS, PERFECT FIT! NOW I’LL GO TOMORROW AND PICK UP A 10 FT. PIECE AND TRY TO FIND SOMETHING THAT WILL GO IN THE CENTER OF IT TO KEEP IT FROM BENDING!
TALKED TO TIM THIS EVENING AND HE SAYS THE INTRIPID WILL BE READY TO BE PICKED UP SATURDAY. KELLY AND I WILL GO DOWN FOR IT EITHER SATURDAY OR SUNDAY! MOM TOLD ME TONIGHT THAT KELLY HAS SOME WORK TO DO TO HIS PICKUP FRIDAY AFTER WORK SO HE CAN GET IT ALIGNED!
I’M NOT GOING TO TALK POLITICS SINCE I SAID WHEN I STARTED THIS CHRONICLE I REFUSED TO DISCUSS POLITICS OR RELIGION BUT WE SURE WERE GLAD TO SEE HILLARY MAKE A COME BACK AND TAKE THE NEWHAMPSHIRE PRIMARY!
I KNOW THERE ARE A FEW PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO READ THE CHRONICLE EVERYDAY AND HAVE NO USE FOR HILLARY! THAT’S THEIR PEROGATIVE AND I MUST RESPECT IT!
DID YOU ALL LIKE THE PIECE I DID ON THE “FLAG?”
IT JUST SEEMED TO FIT THE OCCASION OF THE PRESIDENTAL CAMPAIGNS!
LITTLE KIDS IN SCHOOL ON THE FIRST DAY! THE TEACHER ASKED EACH ONE TO STAND UP AND GIVE THEIR NAME AND TELL WHAT THEIR FATHER DOES FOR A LIVING!
1ST. KID; MY NAME IS SALLY SMITH AND MY FATHER IS A MAILMAN! “VERY GOOD” SAYS THE TEACHER
2ND. KID; MY NAME IS GEORGE WALTERS AND MY FATHER IS A FIREMAN! “VERY GOOD” SAYS THE TEACHER
3RD. KID; MY NAME IS SNOT NOSE McGILICUDY AND I DON’T KNOW WHAT MY OLD MAN DOES!
“NO, NO SAYS THE TEACHER WE WANT YOUR REAL FIRST NAME NOT A NICK NAME! NOW WHAT IS YOUR REAL FIRST NAME?”
SAME KID; SNOT NOSE!
THE TEACHER WALKS DOWN THE ISLE AND TAKES THE KID BY THE ARM AND TELLS HIM; “WE’LL HAVE TO GO TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE TO FIND OUT YOUR REAL FIRST NAME!”
AS THEY WALK PAST THE KID IN THE FIRST SEAT IN THE ROW SNOT NOSE GRABS THE KID SETTING THERE AND SAYS;” COME ON “S___T HEAD, SHE’LL NEVER BELIEVE YOU!”
THAT’S “30” FOR THIS ISSUE.
HOWARD
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