DAILY CHRONICLE #1 VOL 15

HOWARD’S DAILY CHRONICLE

NUMBER 1 VOL 15

WEDNESDAY OCTOBER 1^ST 2008

WEATHER; WARM, LOW HUMIDITY, 56/84 DEGREES

LOCAL GAS PRICES; $3.01 AT KROGER AND STILL $3.21 AT INDEPENDENTS AND $3.29 AT EXXON AND OTHER MAJORS!

 

JUMP FOR JOY EVERONE, I FINALLY GOT MY AMPLIFIED PHONE FROM THE VA TODAY! TOMORROW I’LL GO TO THE VA IN BONHAM AND HAVE MY 6 MONTH CHECK UP THEN GO TO THE AUDIO CLINIC AND THANK THEM FOR GETTING THE PHONE TO ME EVEN THOUGH IT ONLY TOOK 7 WEEKS!

 

MOM HAD TO GO IN AND HELP SHANNON TODAY! SHE SAID HER LEG WAS BLACK AND BLUE WHERE SHE HIT IT WHEN SHE FELL IN THE TUB! SHE’LL BE MORE CAREFUL IN THE FUTURE I’LL BET!

 

COLLEEN AND MOM WENT TO LUNCH TODAY ON COLLEENS LUNCH BREAK! IT TURNS OUT SHE AND DICK ARE GOING TO VEGAS TO CELEBRATE HER BIRTHDAY BUT I’LL BET SOMETHING ELSE IS GOING ON THAT HE WANTS TO BE A SURPRISE! WE’LL JUST HAVE TO WAIT AND SEE!

 

WELL, THEY PASSED THAT “BAILOUT” LEGISLATION! NOW WE’LL SEE HOW LONG IT’LL BE BEFORE IT TAKES HOLD AND STARTS TO BRING THE ECONOMY BACK TO ANYWHERE NEAR NORMAL! AND HOW QUICK THEY’LL JUMP IN AND HELP THE HOMEOWNER ABOUT TO LOSE THEIR HOMES? THE OLD WALL STREET GANG IS GONE AND A NEW ONE IS BEING FORMERED! THE DOW MADE A GOOD SHOWING TO DAY AND SHOULD REALLY START CLIMBING OUT OF THE HOLE SOON! I HEARD ON CNN THAT THEY DON’T THINK 1/3^RD OF THE CAR DEALERS WILL BE IN BUSINESS AT THE END OF THE YEAR! I’D BET OVER HALF OF THEM WILL GO OUT UNLESS THE MANUFACTURERS JUMP IN AND HELP THEM BUT, BUSH JUST SIGNED A BILL GIVING THE BIG 3 $25 MILLION EACH TO RETOOL AND START BUILDING THE FULL ELECTRICS AND HYBRIDS! NOTHING WAS MENTIONED ABOUT THE BIG 3 BAILING OUT THEIR DEALERS WITH PART OF THE $25 MILLION! HERE AGAIN; WE’LL SEE! STRANGE BEDFELLOWS THESE POLITICIANS!

 

MY TAIL BONE IS 70% BETTER THAN IT WAS ON MONDAY! I STILL HAVE TO BE CAREFUL HOW FAST I SET DOWN AND MOVE BUT IT’S GETTING BETTER SO I DON’T THINK I’LL MENTION IT WHEN I SEE MY DOCTOR!

 

WE’RE GOING DOWN TO TIMS AGAIN SATURDAY SO HE CAN TAKE MOM TO ONE OF HER DOINGS THAT’S BEING HELD IN DALLAS! I THINK IT THE “FLYLADY GROUP” SHE FOLLOWS RELIGIOUSLY!

 

JOKE

 

LITTLE KIDS IN SCHOOL! TEACHER TELLS THEM TO GO UP TO THE BLACK BOARD AND PUT A SIGN OF COMMOTION ON IT; LITTLE JOHNNY GOES UP AND LOOKS AROUND AND SEES IT’S RAINING AND HE PUTS A LIGHTENING BOLT ON THE BOARD! VERY GOOD  SAYS THE TEACHER. LITTLE SUSIE GOES UP AND DRAWS THE OCEAN WAVES, THAT’S VERY GOOD SAYS THE TEACHER! LITTLE HERBIE GOES UP AND PUTS A DOT ON THE BOARD AND THE TEACHER SAY, THAT ISN’T A SIGN OF COMMOTION! LITTLE HERBIE ANSWERS, OH YES IT IS, THAT’S A PERIOD, MY OLDER SISTER MISSED THREE OF THEM AND IT’S RAISING A HELL OF A COMMOTION AROUND MY HOUSE!

 

THAT’S “30” FOR THIS ISSUE.

 

HOWARD