HOWARD’S DAILY CHRONICLE
NUMBER 9 VOL 15
THURSDAY OCTOBER 9TH 2008
WEATHER; COOL, LOW HUMIDITY, 60/81 DEGREES
MOM CALLED MY ATTENTION TO A MISTAKE I MADE IN YESTERDAYS CHRONICLE: THE GAS PRICE AT THE INDEPENDENT STATION WAS $2.79 FOR A GALLON OF REGULAR;
GAS PRICE TODAY IS $2.79 INDEPENDENT AND $2.99 EXXON AND OTHER MAJORS FOR A GALLON OF REGULAR NO-LEAD! IF I HEARD RIGHT THE NATIONAL AVERAGE FOR GALLON OF REGULAR NO-LEAD IS STILL $3.50! OIL WAS DOWN TO $87.81 A BARREL
MOM HAD TO GO IN AND TAKE CARE OF SHANNON AGAIN TODAY! IT’S GOING TO BE THIS WAY FOR ANOTHER 2-3 WEEKS! AFTER TAKING CARE OF SHANNON SHE WENT SHOPPING FOR SHANNON, KYLIE AND US SINCE SHE HASN’T DONE A BIG SHOPPING FOR US FOR ABOUT A WEEK AND SHE STILL HAS TO GO IN TOMORROW AND DO MORE SHOPPING AFTER TAKING CARE OF SHANNON AGAIN!
I TALKED TO MY BROTHER JERRY YESTERDAY AND EVERTHING IS OK THERE! THEY’RE EXPECTING SOME RAIN OUT OF THE SAME STORM WE GOT IT OUT OF FROM THE WEST! HE’S HAVING SOME TROUBLE WITH HIS LEGS LIKE MINE AND I TOLD HIM ABOUT THE MEDICINE KERRY TOLD MOM ABOUT A WHILE BACK FOR YOUR LEGS WHEN THEY START TO ACHE REAL BAD AT NIGHT; IT’S CALLED “LEG-O-TRIM AND IT REALLY WORKS! IF YOU HAVEN’T EXPERIENCED THE ACHES AND PAINS AFTER YOU GO TO BED THAT MAKES YOU HAVE TO GET UP AND WALK TO MAKE IT STOP “YOU HAVEN’T LIVED”, TO COIN A PHRASE! I ALSO TOLD HIMA BOUT A NEW PROCEEDURE A DOCTOR IN DALLAS HAS COME UP WITH TO KEEP YOU FROM BEING SO TIRED AFTER YOU’VE HAD “CONGESTIVE HEART FAILURE!” THIS IS ONE OF THE THINGS I’VE BEEN FIGHTING SINCE I HAD MY “CONGESTIVE HEART FAILURE!”
THE LEGS AND LOWER BODY ARE WRAPPED IN A SPECIAL MATERIAL AND THEN IT’S HOOKED UP TO A DEVICE THAT MAKES IT ALL PUMP AT THE SME RATE AS THE HEART AND IT FORCES THE BLOOD BACK INTO THE UPPER BODY! THEY HAD A VIDEO ON TV THAT SHOWED THE WHOLE PROCESS AND THE LADY THEY DID IT TO REPORTED SHE HASN’T FELT THIS GOOD SINCE BEFORE HER “CONGESTIVE HEART FAILURE!”
I SENT THE INFORMATION TO MATTHEW ADAMSON MY PACEMAKER TECH. IN THE CARDIOLOGY DEPARTMENT OF THE DALLAS VA AND AM WAITING FOR AN ANSWER FROM HIM!
I KEEP LOOKING FOR ANY WAY I CAN FIND TO MAKE LIFE EASIER FOR MOM BY FINDING WAYS TO MAKE MINE EASIER AT THE SAME TIME! I STILL DRIVE AS LONG AS IT’S NOT ANY FURTHER THAN DALLAS OR OKLAHOMA CITY! A TRIP TO LAS VEGAS, PHOENIX OR HOMER LOUISIANA WOULD REQUIRE I LET MOM DO SOME OF THE DRIVING WHICH SHE WOULD GLADLY DO I’M SURE! PHOENIX IS WHERE HER COUSIN BEV LIVES AND HOMER LOUISIANA IS WHERE MY NIECE BARBARA LIVES SO WE COULD MAYBE TAKE OFF TO ONE OF THEM AT ANY TIME!
JOKE
THE INTERNIAL REVENUE AGENT IS TALKING TO A HILLBILLIE AND HIS WIIFE ABOUT HOW MANY CHILDREN THEY CLAIMED ON THEIR TAX FORM! THEY SAID THEY HAD 21 CHILDREN AND THE AGENT WANTS TO SEE ALL 21 LINED UP SO HE CAN COUNT THEM! MA GOES OVER TO THE TRIANGLE AND STARTS TO MAKE IT CLANG KIDS COME FROM ALL THE DIFFERENT PLACES AROUND THE PROPERTY! WHEN THEY’RE ALL THERE PA TELLS THEM TO LINE UP SO THE AGENT CAN COUNT THEM WHICH THEY DO! THE AGENT COUNTS THEM AND ONLY GETS 20 SO HE DOES IT AGAIN AND STILL ONLY GETS 20! PA ASKS MA WHERE THE YOUN UN IS AND MA SAYS HE WAS DOWN BY THE THREE HOLER THE LAST TIME SHE SAW HIM SO THEY ALL GO DOWN TO THE THREE HOLER AND LOOK IN THE HOLE AND THERE HE IS SPLASHING AROUND! PA TAKES A RAKE AND PUSHES HIS HEAD UNDER AND THE AGENT JUST ABOUT HAS A CONNIPTION FIT AND SCREAMS AT PA; WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR WE COULD HAVE REACHED DOWN AND PULLED HIM OUT!
PA ANSWERS IT’S A LOT EASIER AND MORE FUN TO MAKE A NEW ONE THAN TO CLEAN UP TH OLD ONE!
THAT’S “30” FOR THIS ISSUE.
HOWARD
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