DAILY CHRONICLE #8 VOL 15

HOWARD’S DAILY CHRONICLE

NUMBER 8 VOL 25

WEDNESDAY OCTOBER 8^TH 2008

WEATHER; COOL, LOW HUMIDITY, 53/77 DEGREES

LOCAL GAS PRICES; $2.76 INDEPENDENT $2.99 EXXON AND OTHER MAJORS! THE NATIONAL AVERAGE IS $3.50 AND OIL WAS BELOW $90.00 A BARRELL IF I HEARD RIGHT!

 

GOT UP THIS MORNING AND FOUND ANOTHER .508 POINTS GONE OFF THE DOW! THAT BRINGS IT DOWN TO 9447 THE LOWEST IN THE PAST 5 YEARS, WHERE IS IT GOING TO STOP?

 

WE WATCHED THE PRESIDENTAL DEBATE AND IT LOOKS LIKE JOHN MCCAIN IS STILL PLAYING “SANDLOT” BASEBALL AND OBAMA HAS MOVED ON TO THE MAJORS! IF YOU WATCHED NOT ONE TIME WAS PALIN NOR BIDEN’S NAME MENTIONED! ACCORDING TO ALL THE POLES OBAMA WAS THE CLEAR WINNER AND LIKE JOHN KING SAID, “IF THESE NUMBERS HOLD UP TILL THE 20^TH THE GAMES OVER!

THE ONLY THING THAT COULD MAKE A CHANGE IN THE OUTCOME OF THE ELECTION IS THE “RACE CARD!” IF THAT CHANGES THE OUTCOME OF THIS RACE FOR THE WHITE HOUSE THEN THERE WILL BE UNREST LIKE THIS COUNTRY HAS NEVER SEEN IN ITS 232 YEAR HISTORY AND IT WON’T BE BLOODLESS!

 

JOKE

 

THE CHEERLEADERS FOR THE UNIVERSITY OF TEXAS AT AUSTIN ALL OF THEM BORN AND BREAD IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS GOT ON A 737 JETLINER AND HEADED FOR THE BIG GAME IN OHIO BETWEEN U.T. AND THE UNIVERSITY OF OHIO! OVER KANSAS THEY INCOUNTERED A BAD THUNDER STORM AND WHEN THEY LANDED THE DOOR OPENED AND TWENTY SIX 2’ MIDGETS CAME DOWN THE RAMP! “WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?” ASKED THE HEAD CHEERLEADER WHO HAD COME BY CAR TWO DAYS EARLIER!

 

THE PILOT AND THE HEAD FLIGHT ATTENDENT COULDN’T FIGURE OUT WHAT HPPENED EITHER! THEN A MEMBER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF OHIO’S WELCOMING COMMITTEE SAID HE’S HEARD OF THIS HAPPENING ONCE BEFORE AND ASKED THE PILOT IF THEY HIT ANY BAD WEATHER AND THE PILOT TOLD HIM THEY HIT A BAD THUNDER STORM OVER KANSAS AND THE COMMITTEE MEMBER SAID WHEN THEY HIT THAT STORM THIS IS ALL THAT WAS LEFT AFTER IT SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF THEM!

 

THAT’S “30” FOR THIS ISSUE.

 

HOWARD