DAILY CHRONICLE #18 VOL 7

HOWARD’S DAILY CHRONICLE

NUMBER 18 VOL 7

FEBRUARY 18^TH 2008

WEATHER; FAIR, COOL, LOW HUMIDITY, 00/00 DEGREES

GAS UP!

I’M SURE THE PRICE OF GAS WILL BE GOING UP MORE WITH THE REFINERY EXPLOSION AT BIG SPRINGS TEXAS THIS MORNING! WE’LL JUST HAVE TO WAIT AND SEE!  WHAT MAKES ME SUSPICIOUS THERE WERE 170 PEOPLE WORKING AND FOUR  WERE INJURED! THEY MUST HAVE A SUPER EVACUATION SYSTEM  OR SOMEBODY KNEW IT WAS ABOUT TO HAPPEN AND WARNED THE OTHERS!

FIRST OFF; I WAS READING OVER SOME OF MY CHRONICLES TO SEE WHAT I’VE COVERED WHEN I READ IN THE ARTICLE I DID ABOUT WHEN I WAS ELECTROCUTED IN 1944 THAT “THE POWER BACKED UP AND BLEW A BREAKER THAT TOOK 3 MILLION AMPS TO BLOW”! THAT’S NOT CORRECT IT TOOK 300 AMPS TO BLOW THAT BREAKER! SORRY ABOUT THE MISTAKE! ham

NOT MUCH GOING ON TODAY! WE HAD PROBLEMS WITH OUR HOUSE PHONE AND CALLED THE COMPANY ABOUT 9:30 AM! THE REPAIR MAN GOT HERE AT 3:45PM AND SPENT AN HOUR CHECKING THE SYSTEM OUT, WE HAD REAL BAD STATIC ON THE LINE. HE FOUND A BAD SPOT IN THE UNDERGROUND WIRE THAT LEADS FROM THE HOUSE TO THEIR JUNCTION BOX ON THE DRIVEWAY! HE DIDN’T HAVE THE NECESSARY EQUIPMENT TO RE-BURY THE WIRE SO HE JUST LAYED A TEMPORARY WIRE ON THE GROUND TILL THEY CAN GET HERE WITH THE EQUIPMENT TO DO THE JOB! POSSIBLY TOMORROW!

MOM HAD TO GO TO THE BANK AND OTHER PLACES TODAY AND THE DAM “CHECK ENGINE” LIGHT CAME ON! SHE MADE 3-4 STOPS AND HAD A HARD TIME GETTING IT STARTED EACH TIME. THEN, AFTER HER LAST STOP IT WENT OUT AND HAS STAYED OUT SINCE! WE’RE JUST GOING TO SEE IF IT STAYS OUT TILL WE GET THE INTREPID ON THE ROAD! THE PROBLEM COULD BE IN THE “EMC”? IF IT IS, I’LL GET ONE FROM A WRECKING YARD OR A NEW ONE AND STOP ALL THIS B.S.!

WHEN WE GET THE INTREPID RUNNING WE’LL KEEP THE 91’ ACCLAIM FOR SHORT RUNS AND FOR ME TO GO VISITING MY FRIENDS. IT’S HARD TO HAVE MOM TAKE ME AND THEN HAVE HER WAIT FOR ME TO CALL TO BE PICKED UP BUT, THAT’S THE WAY WE’VE BEEN DOING IT!

THE HEIGHT OF AMBITION

TO SEE A FLEA CLIMBING UP AN ELEPHANTS HIND LEG WITH RAPE ON HIS MIND!

RANDOM THOUGHTS

GROWING OLD IS MANDATORY, GROWING UP IS OPTIONAL

INSANITY IS MY ONLY MEANS OF RELAXATION

FORGET THE HEALTH FOOD. I NEED ALL THE PRESERVATIVES I CAN GET.

BLESSED ARE THOSE WHO HUNGER AND THIRST FOR THEY ARE STICKING TO THEIR DIETS.

LIFE IS AN ENDLESS STRUGGLE FULL OF FRUSTRATIONS AND CHALLENGES BUT, EVENTUALLY YOU FIND A HAIRSTYLIST YOU LIKE.

YOU’RE GETTING OLD WHEN YOU GET THE SAME SENSATION FROM A ROCKING CHAIR THAT YOU ONCE GOT FROM A ROLLER COASTER.

PERHAPS YOU KNOW WHY WOMEN OVER FIFTY DON’T HAVE BABIES; THEY WOULD PUT THEM DOWN SOMEWHERE AND FORGET WHERE THEY LEFT THEM.

ONE OF LIFE’S MANY MYSTERIES HOW A TWO POUND BOX OF CANDY CAN MAKE YOU GAIN FIVE POUNDS.

GOD PUT ME ON EARTH TO ACCOMPOLISH A CERTAIN NUMBER OF THINGS. RIGHT NOW I’M SO FAR BEHIND, I’LL LIVE FOREVER.

THAT’S “30” FOR THIS ISSUE.

HOWARD