HOWARD’S DAILY CHRONICLE
NUMBER 5 VOL 7
FEBURARY 6TH 2008
WEATHER; FAIR, HI HUMIDITY, 38/77/28 DEGREES
GAS STILL $2.71-$2.83
I HAD A BAD NIGHT LAST NIGHT BUT MUCH BETTER TODAY!
WE WENT AND VOTED TODAY AND I HOPE ALL OF YOU DID THE SAME! IT DOESN’T MATTER WHO YOU VOTE FOR, THE FACT THAT YOU DID VOTE IS WHAT IS IMPORTANT!
WE WATCHED THE RESULTS OF THE VOTING IN 24 STATES TILL THE CALIFORNIA REPORTS STARTED COMING IN AND I NEEDED TO GET THE CHRONICLE DONE SO I CAN GET TO BED. WE HAVE TO LEAVE AT 6:30AM SO I CAN GET THE STITCHES TAKEN OUT BY 8:00AM OR I MAY HAVE TO WAIT A LONG TIME FOR SOMEONE TO GET FREE TO DO IT! THEY START ALL THEIR OUTPATIENT WORK AT 8:00AM!
WE’LL CHECK THE CALIFORNIA FIGURES TOMORROW WHEN WE GET HOME FROM DALLAS!
BOY, DID WE GET SOME THUNDER AND LIGHTENING ABOUT 3:00AM THIS MORNING, I WOKE UP AND IT SOUNDED LIKE SOMEONE DROVE A TRUCK INTO OUR LIVING ROOM, THEN RAIN FOR ABOUT A ½ HOUR! THEN WE GOT A REPEAT THIS AFTERNOON AROUND 1:00 PM! NOTHING SINCE THEN!
MOM PICKED UP HALEY JO TODAY AFTER SHE WENT SHOPPING!
MOM AND I ARE DOING FINE! WE HAVE OUR GOOD DAYS AND OUR BAD DAYS. IT SEEMS LIKE I’M HAVING MORE BAD DAYS THAN MOM IS AND IT BOTHERS ME THAT I’M NOT ABLE TO DO THE THINGS I USED TO DO, I TRY BUT IT JUST DOESN’T WORK!
JOKE
BIG BUSINESSMAN WHO SPENDS THE WINTER IN MIAMI, FLORIDA HIGHERED A NEW COLORED CHAUFFEUR AND IS GOING TO HEAD BACK TO NEW YORK!
WHEN THEY REACH GEORGIA THE MAN HAS THE CHAUFFEUR PULL INTO A RESTAURANT, HE GETS OUT GOES IN AND ASK THE MANAGER IF THEY COULD PUT TOGETHER SOME FOOD ON A PAPER PLATE FOR HIS COLORED MAN? THE MANAGER SMILES AND SAYS; “BRING HIM IN, WE’RE INTERGRATED HERE AND HE CAN EAT WITH YOU!
THEY LEAVE THE RESTAURANT AND HEAD TO NORTH CAROLINA, THE MAN TELLS THE CHAUFFEUR TO PULL INTO THE HOLIDAY INN UP AHEAD SO HE CAN GET A ROOM FOR THE NIGHT. HE GOES IN AND ASK IF THEY HAVE ROOMS OUT BACK FOR COLORED HELP AND IS TOLD THE SAME THING AS THE RESTAURANT MANAGER SAID SO HE GETS A ROOM FOR HIS CHAUFFEUR AND HIM!
THEY LEAVE THE NEXT MORNING AND HEAD FOR VIRGINIA WHERE THEY STOP TO EAT, THE MAN GOES IN AND ASK IF HIS COLORED CHAUFFEUR CAN COME IN AND EAT OR ARE THERE FACILITIES OUT BACK FOR HIM! “BRING HIM IN, WE’RE INTERGRATED HERE AND HE CAN EAT WITH YOU!
THEY LEAVE THERE AND HEAD FOR NEW YORK WHERE THE MAN LEAVES THE CAR WITH THE CHAUFFEUR AND TELLS HIM THEY’LL LEAVE TO GO BACK TO FLORIDA ON A CERTAIN DATE AND HE IS TO PICK HIM UP AT THAT TIME AT THIS ADDRESS!
THE CHAUFFEUR MEETS THE MAN AT THE ASSIGNED TIME AND PLACE AND THEY HEAD BACK TO MIAMI! THEY FIND THE TRIP BACK TO BE JUST LIKE THE TRIP NORTH! THEY GET JUST OUTSIDE OF PETERSBERG VIRGINIA IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE AND THE RIGHT FRONT TIRE BLOW OUT! THE CHAUFFEUR GETS OUT AND IS STANDING THERE LOOKING AT THE FLAT WHEN THE BOSS COME AROUND THE FRONT OF THE CAR, THE CHAUFFEUR LOOKS AT HIM AND SAYS, ”I’ll BET THERE AIN’T A NIGER WITHIN FIVE MILES OF HERE!”
SORRY ABOUT THE “N” WORD BUT THE JOKE LOSES ITS EFFECT WITHOUT IT!
THAT’S “30” FOR THIS ISSUE.
HOWARD
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