HOWARD’S DAILY CHRONICLE
NUMBER 25 VOL 7
FEBRUARY 25TH 2008
WEATHER; DOWN RIGHT WARM, HI-HUMIDITY, 42/84 DEGREES
GAS; STILL HAVEN’T BEEN TO TOWN.
THEY FINALLY STARTED THE FINISH OF THE RACE TODAY AT 1:30PM.
IT WAS A GOOD FINISH CARL EDWARDS # 99 TOOK THE CHECKERED FLAG WITH JIMMIE JOHNSON #48 ABOUT 1 SECOND BEHIND HIM! THE “WEINNIE”, JEFF GORDON SAID HIS ENGINE BLEW ON THE NEXT TO THE LAST LAP, YEAH, RIGHT! HE PROBABLY SHUT THE LIMITER SWITCH OFF AND FLORED IT! WHEN HE GOT PUSHED BACK INTO THE MIX AFTER LEADING FOR I THINK 50+ LAPS HE COULDN’T COMPETE! I’VE ALWAYS SAID HE CAN DRIVE AS LONG AS HE’S OUT IN FRONT OR ALL THE WAY BACK IN 43RD PLACE BUT IN TRAFFIC HE JUST DOESN’T HAVE IT! THE OTHER DRIVER WHO HAVE TO ALWAYS DRIVE IN TRAFFIC TO GET TO A GOOD FINISH ARE 10 TIMES BETTER THAN HIM!
THEY SHOWED SOME PICTURES OF THE WORK DONE ON THE TRACK LAST NIGHT! THEY HAD TO DIG UP TURNS 3 & 4 TO STOP THE WATER SEEPAGE THEN REPAVE IT FOR THE CRAFTSMAN TRUCK RACE THIS MORNING AND THE SPRINT CUP RACE THIS AFTERNOON! IT’S AMAZING WHAT THE TRACK OWNERS WILL GO THROUGH TO KEEP NASCAR COMING TO THEIR TRACK! IF THEY WOULDN’T HAVE DONE THE WORK ON THE TURNS I DON’T THINK THE DRIVERS WOULD HAVE RUN AND TEAM OWNERS WOULD HAVE LET THEM RUN!
SOME OF THE TEAMS WHO’S CARS WERE TORE UP BECAUSE OF THE WATER SEEPAGE HAD TO HAVE THEIR BACK UP PRIMARY CARS SENT FROM THE EAST COAST TO RUN NEXT WEEKEND IN LAS VEGAS, THAT’S AROUND 3000 MILES AND YOU KNOW IT COST A PRETTY PENNY!
TWO OF THE DODGES WERE IN THE TOP 10, RYAN NEWMAN AND KASEY KAHANE! (I THINK)
THE LONE RANGER AND TONTO WERE CHASED INTO A BOX CANYON BY A WAR PARTY OF INDIANS! AS THEY KEPT FIRING UP AT THE INDIANS THEY BEGAN TO RUN OUT OF AMMUNITION! THE LONE RANGER LOOKED OVER AT TONTO AND SAID;”WELL TONTO IT LOOKS LIKE THIS IS IT! WE’VE HAD IT!” TONTO ANSWERS; “WHAT’S THIS WE SHIT WHITE MAN?”
THE HOSPITAL ADMINISTRATOR AND THE HEAD NURSE WERE TALKING IN THE HALL; JUST THEN A NURSE CAME CHASING AFTER A MALE PATIENT WITH A BUCKET OF BOILING WATER! THE HEAD NURSE SAYS, “THAT’S THE NURSE I WAS TELLING YOU ABOUT, SHE NEVER UNDERSTANDS ANYTHING I TELL HER, I DISTINCTLY TOLD HER TO PRICK MR. JONES’S BOILL!”
THAT’S “30” FOR THIS ISSUE
HOWARD
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