DAILY CHRONICLE #4 VOL 7

HOWARD’S DAILY CHRONICLE

NUMBER 4 VOL 7

FEBURARY 5^TH 2008

WEATHER; BEAUTIFUL, HI HUMIDITY, 82 DEGREES

OUR GAS IS STILL HANGING IN THERE!

MOM AND I GOT THE HEATER/COOKER ALL PUT TOGETHER AND KELLY AND GLENDA CAME UP TO SET IT RIGHT SIDE UP ON THE DECK. IT SURE IS A NICE LOOKING PIECE OF FURNITURE AND REALLY LOOKS GOOD ON THE DECK!

MOM PICKED UP HALEY JO FROM SCHOOL TODAY AND WE HAD HER TILL 6:30, KELLY TOOK HIS DAUGHTER CHRISTINA CAR SHOPPING, THE VAN THEY HAD NEEDED TO MUCH WORK SO THEY SOLD IT! CHRISTINA’S HUSBAND IS BYE NO MEANS A MECHANIC! FROM WHAT WE HEAR ALL HE WANTS TO DO IS SET IN FRONT OF HIS COMPUTER AND PLAY GAMES! HE HAD AN ACCIDENT IN A COMPANY TRUCK AND IS STILL UNDER WORKERS COMP AND THE DOCTORS WON’T RELEASE HIM TO GO BACK TO WORK! SOUNDS TO ME LIKE THEY’RE JUST BLEEDING THE INSURANCE COMPANY!

I GO BACK TO THE DALLAS VA TO GET THE STITCHES TAKEN OUT   FROM WHERE THEY REMOVED THE MOLE FROM MY LEFT WRIST!

JOKE

THERE WAS A BIG CROWED AROUND THE SIDEWALK IN FRONT OF THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING! THE POLICE WERE THERE ASKING ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED!  A MAN STANDING THERE SAID HE HEARD A SCREAM AND LOOKED UPTO SEE THIS BODY FALLING FROM AN OPEN WINDOW IN THE BUILDING!  A POLICEMAN WENT UP TO THE FLOOR HE THOUGHT IT FELL FROM AND CAME TO THE DOOR TO THE OFFICE WHERE THE WINDOW WAS BROKEN! HE ASKED THE YOUNG LADY SETTING AT THE DESK WHAT SHE SAW;

THIS MAN WAS WALKING DOWN THE HALL AS HE CAME TO MY  DOOR HE NOTICED ME SETTING AT THE DESK! HE CAME IN AND WHEN SHE ASKED IF SHE COULD HELP HIM HE SAID; “HOW MUCH WOULD IT COST TO HAVE YOU REMOVE YOUR BLOUSE?” “WHY, MAYBE $100.00, BUT NO MONKEY BUSINESS!” HE AGREED AND LAID A $100.00 BILL ON THE DESK AND SHE REMOVED HER BLOUSE AND HE LEFT. HE WAS BACK IN 30 SECONDS AND ASKED “HOW MUCH TO REMOVE THE BRA?” THAT WOULD BE $200.00, BUT NO MONKEY BUSINESS!” HE AGREED AND LAID $200.00 ON THE DESK AND SHE REMOVED THE BRA AND HE LEFT! AGAIN, HE WAS BACK IN 30 SECONDS AND ASKED!” “HOW MUCH TO HAVE YOU REMOVE YOU SKIRT?” “OH, THAT WOULD BE $300.00 BUT NO MONKEY BUSINESS?” HE LAID $300.00 ON THE DESK AND SHE STOOD UP AND LET HER SKIRT FALL TO THE FLOOR AND HE LEFT! HE WAS BACK IN ANOTHER 30 SECONDS AND ASKED! “HOW MUCH TO HAVE YOU REMOVE YOUR SLIP?’ OH, THAT WOULD BE $400.00 BUT NO MONKEY BUSINESS!” HE LAID $400.00 ON THE DESK AND SHE STOOD UP AND REMOVED HER SLIP! AND HE LEFT! THIS TIME HE TURNED AROUND IN THE DOORWAY AND ASKED “HOW MUCH TO REMOVE YOUR PANTIES?” GEE THAT WOULD BE $500.00 BUT NO MONKEY BUSINESS! HE AGREED AND LAID $500.00 ON THE DESK AND SHE STOOD UP AND DROPPED HER PANTIES! HEWALKED OUT THE DOOR BUT WAS BACK IN LESS THAN 30 SECONDS “HOW MUCH FOR THE MONKEY BUSINESS?” SHE SAID; “THE USUAL $25.00” AND HE RAN OVER AND JUMPED OUT THE WINDOW!

THAT’S “30” FOR THIS ISSUE.

HOWARD