HOWARD’S DAILY CHRONICLE
NUMBER 1 VOL 8
MARCH 1ST 2008
WEATHER; NICE, WARM, LOW HUMIDITY, 38/74 DEGREES
GAS; STILL ABOUT THE SAME, AM SEEING MORE $2.99
SORRY; I FORGOT TO GIVE THE ANSWER TO MY POP QUIZ!
AND THE ANSWER IS; “CABBAGES AND KINGS”
NOW HERE’S ANOTHER ONE; ON THE OLD RADIO SHOW “I LOVE A MYSTERY” WHAT WERE THE RADIO NAMES OF THE THREE MAIN CHARACTERS?
SORRY ALSO ABOUT NOT DOING MY CHRONICLE LAST NIGHT! I WAS A LITTLE UNDER THE WEATHER BUT I GOT A GOOD NIGHTS SLEEP AND AM DOING FINE TODAY!
MOM HAD TO GET READY AND TAKE SHANNON TO THE HOSPITAL SHE WAS HAVING CHEST PAINS AND OTHER PROBLEMS! WHAT THEY FOUND OUT WAS IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH HER FIBRO MYALGIA! AT FIRST THEY WERE AFRAID IT COULD BE AN INFECTION WHERE THEY PUT THE WIRES IN HER SPINE FOR THE PAIN MONITOR/BLOCKER!
WE WENT TO 5:00 MASS AND THEN TO DINNER WITH GARY AND CHARLEEN. HE CAME OFF THE ROAD FRIDAY NIGHT AND HAS NO IDEA WHEN HE’S GOING BACK OUT! I ASKED HIM HOW THE DIESEL PRICES WERE ON THE ROAD AND HE SAID AN AVERAGE OF $3.50 THEN I ASKED IF THE COMPANY WAS STILL SUBSIDISING HIM ON FUEL AND HE SAID; I’M STILL GOING OUT, WHEN THEY STOP I’LL HAVE A BIG DECISION TO MAKE!
KELLY AND GLENDA ARE GOING TO BE MARRIED NEXT SATURDAY, MARCH 8TH. WE WISH THEM GOOD LUCK, EVERYONE NEEDS SOMEBODY! IF ANY OF YOU WANT TO SEND A CARD HERE’S THEIR ADDRESS; 373 OAK HILLS RD., CARTWRIGHT, OK 74731
I GUESS EVERYTHING IS OK WITH MIKE, CINDY AND THE BOYS, WE HAVEN’T HEARD FROM THEM!
HAVEN’T HEARD FROM KERRY ABOUT WHEN THEY’LL BE COMING FOR A DAY!
TIM AND FAMILY ARE DOING OK. THEY JUST GOT A NEW TV, THE OTHER ONE WAS TO SMALL FOR THE LIVING ROOM AND MADE HIS EYES HURT AFTER WATCHING FOR A WHILE! I ASSUME THE NEW ONE IS A HANG ON THE WALL TYPE.
COLLEEN AND DICK ARE DOING OK LAST WE HEARD, COLLEEN GOT A NEW JOB MAKING PHONE CALLS FOR A COMPANY WHICH WITH HER EXPERIENCE IN THE TELEMARKETING BUSINESS SHOULD BE A SNAP!
HEARD FROM PEGGY BY E-MAIL AND I ASSUME THEIR GETTING READY FOR THE RACING SEASON TO START! SHE’S DOING FINE AND PAUL IS WORKING ON THAT NEW SPACE SHIP DICK RUTAN AND COMPANY ARE BUILDING! I ASKED HER WHERE IT WAS BEING BUILT AND SHE SAID IF HE TOLD HER HE’D HAVE TO KILL HER! LOL, WHICH MEANS IT’S TOP SECRET! THIS IS THE ONE THAT THEY’RE SELLING SEATS ON BECAUSE IT’LL ORBIT THE EARTH THEN COME BACK AND LAND AT THE AIRPORT THEY WORK OUT OF! THE NEXT ONE THEY’RE GOING TO BE WORKING ON WILL BE FOR A MOON SHOT, NOT TO LAND, JUST ORBIT AND COME BACK TO A LANDING!
WE HAVEN’T HEARD FROM JACQUE BUT I ASKED PEGGY FOR AN UP DATE AND SHE SAID THAT SHE’S WORKING REAL HARD TO MAKE IT! THE LAST I REMEMBER SHE WAS BACK AT WORK AT THE HOLIDAY INN EXPRESS PART TIME, I HOPE SHE KEEPS UP THE GOOD WORK!
AN ELDERLY COUPLE WAS CELEBRATING THEIR 50TH WEDDING ANNIVERSARY, SO THEY DECIDED TO RETURN TO THE LITTLE TOWN WHERE THEY FIRST MET!
THEY SAT IN A SMALL COFFEE SHOP IN THE TOWN AND WERE TELLING A WAITRESS ABOUT THEIR LOVE FOR EACH OTHER AND HOW THEY MET IN THIS SAME SPOT.
SITTING BEHING THEM IN ANOTHER BOOTH WAS A LOCAL COP AND HE SMILED AS THE OLD COUPLE SPOKE.
AFTER THE WAITRESS LEFT THE TABLE, THE OLD MAN SAID TO HIS WIFE, “REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME WE MADE LOVE? IT WAS UP IN THAT FIELD ACROSS THE ROAD WHEN I PUT YOU AGAINST THE FENCE WHY DON’T WE DO IT AGAIN FOR OLD TIMES SAKE?”
THE WIFE GIGGLED LIKE CRAZY AND SAID, “SURE, WHY NOT.” SO OFF THEY WENT OUT THE DOOR AND ACROSS THE ROAD TO THE FIELD. THE COP SMILED TO HIMSELF THINKING HOW ROMANTIC THIS WAS AND DECIDED HE BETTER KEEP AN EYE ON THE COUPLE SO THEY DIDN’T RUN INTO ANY HARM!
THE OLD COUPLE WALKED TO THE FIELD AND AS THEY APPROACHED THE FENCE BEGAN UNDRESSING! THE OLD MAN PICKED UP HIS WIFE WHEN THEY WERE NAKED AND LEANED HER AGAINST THE FENCE.
THE COP WAS WATCHING FROM THE BUSHES AND WAS SURPRISED AT WHAT HE SAW. WITH THE VITALITY OF YOUTH, THE WIFE BOUNCED UP AND DOWN EXCITEDLY, WHILE THE HUSBAND THRASHED AROUND LIKE A WILD MAN, THEN THEY BOTH FELL TO THE GROUND IN EXHAUSTION. EVENTUALLY, THEY STOOD UP, BRUSHED THEMSELVES OFF AND GOT DRESSED.
AS THEY WALKED BACK TOWARDS THE ROAD, THE COP STEPPED OUT OF HIS HIDING PLACE AND SAID, “THAT WAS THE MOST WONDERFUL LOVE MAKING I HAVE EVER SEEN, YOU MUST HAVE BEEN A WILD COUPLE WHEN YOU WERE YOUNG.”
“NOT REALLY,” SAID THE OLD MAN, “WHEN WE WERE YOUNG, THAT FENCE WASN’T ELECTRIC.”
THAT’S “30” FOR THIS ISSUE.
HOWARD
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