HOWARD’S DAILY CHRONICLE
NUMBER 6 VOL 8
MARCH 6TH 2008
WEATHER; SNOW, SNOW EVERYWHERE, 6-9” AND WE’RE SUPPOSED TO GET SOME MORE TONIGHT, HIGH HUMIDITY, 28/34 DEGREES
GAS; DON’T HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT THE PRESENT PRICES ARE
ANSWER TO POP QUIZ; TONTO’S HORSE’S NAME WAS PAINT.
POP QUIZ; WHAT FAMOUS CLASSICAL MUSIC IS THE THEME FOR THE LONE RANGER?
WE REALLY DID GET SNOW TODAY, IT STARTED ABOUT NOON AND CONTINUED TILL AFTER 6PM. IT RAINED FROM 1AM TILL JUST BEFORE 6PM! VISABILITY IN SOME AREAS WAS DOWN TO 6-8 FT. WE JUST STAYED IN AND WATCHED IT SNOW!
MOM GRABBED HER CAMERA AND HEADED OUT THE DOOR, I HAD NO IDEA WHERE SHE WAS GOING OR WHY SHE DID THAT! THEN I WENT OUT ON THE DECK AND SHE WAS TAKING PICTURES OF THE VERY TOP OF THE CEDER TREE THAT SHADES OUR DECK THAT WAS LYING ON THE GROUND. IT HAD SPLIT OFF THE MAIN TRUNK I GUESS MOM HEARD IT FALL! ABOUT 30 FEET OF THE TOP IS GONE!
NOW I’LL HAVE TO GET A HOLD OF MIKE AND SEE WHEN HE CAN COME OVER AND TRIMTHE OPOSIT SIDE TO KEEP THE TREE FROM FALLING ON OUR DECK, IT’S LEANING HEAVELY WITH ALL THE SNOW THAT ACCUMULATED ON IT! LUCKELY THE TEMP STARTED GOING UP AND REACHED 35 DEGREES AROUND 10PM, THAT SHOULD MELT MOST OF THE SNOW OFF THE TREE, OF COURSE WE’RE GOING TO GET MORE OVERNIFGT AND TOMORROW!
KELLY WAS GOING TO TAKE THE INTREPID IN TO B&B TOMORROW BUT NOT WITH ALL THE SNOW. WITH THE ICE PACK UNDER THE SNOW IT MAKES OUR YARD LIKE A SKATING RINK! BUT IT’S ALL DOWN HILL AWAY FROM THE HOUSES AND PARKING AREAS! THE DROP IS 15 FEET IN AROUND 75 FEET! NEAT FOR SLEDING OR RIDING IN A CARDBOARD BOX BUT NOT GOOD FOR VEHICLES TRYING TO COME UP!
LITTLE JOHNNY WAS 10 YEARS OLD AND HAD NEVER SPOKEN ONE WORD! HIS PARENTS HAD HIM TO ANY NUMBER OF SPECIALISTS AND ALWAYS GOT THE SAME REPORT; WE DON’T FIND ANY MEDICAL REASON WHY YOUR SON DOESN’T TALK! THEY TOOK HIM TO THREE DIFFERENT PHYCHIATRISTS AND GOT THE SAME THING, THERE IS NO MENTAL REASON WHY YOU SON DOESN’T SPEAK!
ONE DAY, LITTLE JOHNNY CAME SLAMMING IN THE BACK DOOR CUSSING UP A STORM, HE USED ALL THE 4 LETTER WORDS AND SOME 5 LETTER ONES, HE THREW HIS BOOKS OVER IN THE CORNER AND WENT AND JUMPED UP AND DOWN ON THEM!
HIE MOTHER STOOD THERE WITH HER MOUTH WIDE OPEN AND FINALLY SAID; “JOHNNY YOU SPOKE, WE’VE WAITED 10 YEARS TO HEAR YOUR VOICE THEN SHE WENT OVER AND HUGGED HIM AND ASKED, HOW COME YOU NEVER SPOKE BEFORE?” AND HE ANSWERED; UP UNTIL NOW EVERTHING HAS BEEN OK BUT TODAY SOME SON-OF-A-BITCH STOLE MY BIKE!”
THAT’S “30” FOR THIS ISSUE.
HOWARD
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