HOWARD’S DAILY CHRONICLE
NUMBER 11 VOL 8
MARCH 11TH 2008
WEATHER; NICE, LOW HUMIDITY, 34/70 DEGREES
GAS; $3.09-$3.19
ANSWER TO POP QUIZ; “KATO”
WHAT CLASSICAL MUSIC WAS THE THEME FOR THE “GREEN HORNET?”
DIDN’T DO MUCH TODAY, I TOOK THE ALTERNATOR BACK TO R&D WE HAD BOUGHT FOR THE ACCLAIM AND GOT A CREDIT, THEY DON’T GIVE THE MONEY BACK WHICH IS FINE WITH US, WE NEED A RADIO W/A CD PLAYER, FOUR HUB CAPS AND THE BLACK PLASTIC GRILL THAT SETS IN FRONT OF THE WINDSHIELD UNDER THE WIPERS FOR THE INTREPID! KELLY’S SUPPOSED TO TAKE IT TO B&B FRIDAY, WEATHER PERMITTING! AT THE SAME TIME HE’LL TAKE THE DECK FIREPLACE PEGGY AND PAUL GAVE US AND WE’LL PICK UP THE “CHIMNEA” WE WANT TO REPLACE IT!
WHEN I GOT HOME SHANNON AND KONNER WERE HERE, KAITLIN HAD SOME RUNNING TO DO AND USED SHANNON’S CAR. WHEN KAITLIN GOT HERE SHE HAD HER NEW BOY FRIEND WITH HER, HE SEEMS LIKE A NICE ENOUGH GUY I JUST HOPE SHE’S TOLD HIM SHE STILL MARRIED TO JOSH BEFORE ANYTHING REAL SERIOUS DEVELOPS!
AFTER THEY LEFT I WENT OUT ON THE DECK AND PUT THE CLEATS UP WE GOT TO WRAP THE LINES FOR THE ROLL UP SHADES ON. WE’RE GOING TO HAVE TO CUT SOME OFF THE LINES, THEY’RE ABOUT 3 FEET TO LONG BUT THAT’S NO PROBLEM, JUST SLIDE THE KNOBS UP AND RETIE A KNOT FOR THE RIGHT LENGTH!
IT’S A SHAME BUT DOING SOMETHING LIKE THAT REALLY WEARS ME OUT, IT TOOK ME OVER 2 HOURS TO DO A 30 MINUTE JOB! OH WELL, AT LEAST I GOT IT DONE! THEY CALL IT OLD AGE!
MORE SENTENCES ABOUT ALLOTMENTS FROM THE SAN ANTIONIO VA FILES!
I AM GLAD TO SAY MY HUSBAND WHO WAS REPORTED MISSING IS NOW DEAD.
UNLESS I GET MY HUSBAND’S MONEY SOON, I WILL HAVE TO LIVE A IMMORTAL LIFE.
I WANT MY MONEY AS QUICKLY AS I CAN GET IT. I HAVE BEEN IN BED WITH A DOCTOR FOR 2 WEEKS AND HE DOESN’T SEEM TO BE DOING ME ANY GOOD. IF THINGS DON’T IMPROVE I WILL HAVE TO SEND FOR ANOTHER DOCTOR SOON.
I AM A POOR WIDOW AND ALL I HAVE IS IN THE FRONT.
MY HUSBAND HAD HIS PROJECT CUT OFF TWO WEEKS AGO AND I HAVEN’T HAD ANY RELIEF SINCE.
THIS MAN AND HIS NEXT DOOR NEIGHBORS WIFE WERE HAVING AN AFFAIR. THEY WERE IN BED ONE DAY WHEN THE WOMANS HUSBAND CAME HOME FROM WORK EARLY! THE LOVER JUMPED OUT OF BED AND GRABBED HIS CLOTHES AND WAS LOOKING FOR SOME PLACE TO HIDE, THERE WAS AN OLD REFRIGERATOR STANDING IN THE CORNER THAT THE JUNK PEOPLE WERE SUPPOSED TO PICK UP! SHE POINTED TO IT AND SHOOK HER HEAD YES! THE LOVER OPENED THE DOOR AND CLIMBED IN AND CLOSED THE DOOR TIGHT! THE HUSBAND CAME IN YELLING HE KNEW THERE WAS SOMEONE HERE AND WENT LOOKING IN THE CLOSET, UNDER THE BED, UNDER THE COVERS, BEHIND THE CURTAINS BUT COULDN’T FIND ANYONE! HE WAS SO MAD HE PICKED UP THE OLD REFRIGERATOR AND THREW IT OUT THE WINDOW RIPPING THE FRAME WORK OUT! THEY LIVED ON THE 2ND FLOOR IN THE BACK OF THE APARTMENT BUILDING!
THE LOVER IS STANDING IN LINE WAITING TO GO THROUGH THE PEARLY GATES WITH A SURPRISED LOOK ON HIS FACE! WHEN HE GOT UP TO SAINT PETER WHO WAS LOOKING THROUGH HIS BIG BOOK FOR THE LOVERS NAME AND COULDN’T FIND IT HE ASKED THE LOVER, “WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE IT’S NOT YOUR TIME YET!” THE LOVER SAID,”WELL, YOU SEE, I WAS HIDING IN THIS REFRIGERATOR AND………………………………………!
THAT’S “30” FOR THIS ISSUE.
HOWARD
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