HOWARD’S DAILY CHRONICLE
NUMBER 26 VOL 8
MARCH 26TH 2008
WEATHER; CLOUDY, MED HUMIDITY, 50/80 DEGREES
GAS; STILL HAVEN’T BEEN TO TOWN.
ANSWER TO POP QUIZ; “LUKE SKYWALKER” WAS DARTH VADERS SON.
POP QUIZ; IN THE MOVIE “FROM HERE TO ETERNITY” WHO PLAYED THE SGT. IN CHARGE OF THE BRIG (MILITARY JAIL)?
A VERY SLOW AND WINDY DAY, IT’S11:43PM AND THE WIND IS STILL SHAKING THE TREES! WE’RE TOLD TO EXPECT MORE OF THE SAME TOMORROW BUT NO RAIN, BOY DO WE NEED RAIN IT’S A GOOD THING THE GRASS AND TREES ARE STARTING TO GREEN UP! THAT MAKES FOR VERY LITTLE FIRE DANGER!
MOM WAS OUT WEEDING IN HER GARDEN TODAY AND BEFORE SHE WENT OUT SHE MADE SOME MORE BREAD!
SHANNON’S DAUGHTER KAITLIN AND HER SON NOEL ARE HEADING BACK TO COLORADO TOMORROW! THEY’VE BEEN HERE FOR 5-6 WEEKS AND NEED TO GET BACK HOME!
I HAVEN’T DRIVEN THE INTREPID FOR TWO DAYS BUT I MAY TRY IT AGAIN TOMORROW! IT SURE WOULD BE NICE IF THE TRANSMISSION BROKE LOSE AND STOPPED SLIPPING IN THE DRIVE GEARS! I TALKED TO ONE MECHANIC WHO SAID WE SHOULD TRY TO ADJUST THE BANDS SINCE IT DOESN’T MAKE ANY NOISE WHEN IT SLIPS LIKE METAL TO METAL! THE FACT THAT WHEN I LET IT SET OVERNIGHT AND BE COOL WHEN I TAKE IT OUT IT DOESN’T SLIP TILL IT WARMS UP COULD BE THE BANDS! I DON’T HAVE A BREAK DOWN OF THE TRANSMISSION SO I CAN’T FIND OUT IF IT HAS BANDS AND CLUTCHES! IT ALMOST HAS TO HAVE ONE OR THE OTHER!
THE MECHANIC I TALKED TO WAS MORE EXPERIENCED IN GM AND FORD THAN CHRYSLER SO HE COULDN’T BE SURE ABOUT THE BANDS BUT HE SAID IF THE BANDS OF A GM TRANSMISSION SLIPPED WHEN IT WARMED UP HE WOULD ADJUST THEM AND TRY IT! HE ALSO SAID WHEN THE BANDS OR CLUTCHES WENT BAD THEY WOULD SHED THE LINING AND CAUSE A TERRIBLE NOISE WHEN IT WAS TRIED!
Not the brightest bulbs in the lamp
..They told me to meet them at the corner of "WALK" and "ONE WAY."
..at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here", they put "Sagittarius."
..They asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
..They studied for a blood test.
..They thought they needed a token to get on "Soul Train."
..They sold the car for gas money!
..when they missed the 44 bus, they took the 22 bus twice instead.
..when they went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left," they turned around and went home.
..when they heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, they moved.
..They think Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
..if they spoke her mind, they'd be speechless.
..They thought that they could not use their AM radio in the evening.
..They had a shirt that said "TGIF," which they thought stood for: This Goes In Front.
THAT’S “30” FOR THIS ISSUE.
HOWARD
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