HOWARD’S DAILY CHRONICLE
NUMBER 2 VOL 8
MARCH 2ND 2008
WEATHER; NICE, MED HUMIDITY, 36/69 DEGREES
GAS; STILL HOLDING BUT THERE’S SIGNS IT’S HEADED BACK UP
THE ANSWER TO YESTERDAYS POP QUIZ; JACK, REGGIE AND DOC.
ON THE SAME SHOW, “I LOVE A MYSTERY” A YOUNG PERSONALITY MADE HER DEBUT! SHE HAS A VERY DISTINCT SOUNDING VOICE AND AN EXPENSIVE FOREIGN CAR HAS THE SAME NAME!
DIDN’T DO A LOT TODAY, WAITED AROUND FOR THE START OF THE NASCAR RACE FROM LAS VEGAS! MY IRL RACING STARTS THE 29TH THEN I’LL STOP WATCHING NASCAR!
IT WAS A PRETTY GOOD RACE BUT IF THE TRACK OWNERS SPENT $130 MILLION ON REBUILDING IT THEY REALLY GOT SCREWED! THERE’S NO PROTECTION FROM THE 30-40 MPH WINDS THAT COME IN AT TURN 2 AND BLOW TO TURN 3. THE TRACK IS SO SLICK NONE OF THE CARS COULD GET A GOOD BITE. THERE WERE 12 CAUTIONS MAINLY FROM CARS BREAKING LOOSE AND HITTING THE WALLS! IF NASCAR DOESN’T REMOVE THIS TRACK FROM THE 2009 SCHEDUAL SOMEBODY’S BEING PAID UNDER THE TABLE!
KELLY CHECKED THE ACCLAIM FOR NO A/C THIS MORNING AND FOUND A BROKEN A/C BELT WHICH HE REPLACED! I STARTED THE ENGINE AND STILL HAD THE GROWLING I HEARD LAST NIGHT SO I PICKED UP THE HOOD TO SEE WHAT IT WAS AND FOUND THE ALTERNATOR HAD BLOWN A BEARING! I’LL TRY AND GET IT OVER TO “STARTRITE” IN SHERMAN TO GET IT REPAIRED! THEY KNOW US FROM WHEN WE USED TO HAVE THEIR STEP FATHER WORK ON OUR ELECTRIC MOTORS AND SOME STARTERS WE COULDN’T GET PARTS FOR SO THEY REALLY TAKE CARE OF US PRICE WISE!
SINCE THEY DON’T HAVE A COVER TO WORK UNDER I MAY HAVE TO GET AN ALTERNATOR FROM THEM AND TAKE IT TO B&B TO HAVE IT INSTALLED OR WAIT TILL KELLY GETS HOME AND HAVE HIM DO IT! IT SHOULDN’T TAKE OVER 45 MINUTES TO CHANGE THEM OUT, THE ALTERNATOR IS ON TOP OF THE ENGINE AT THE BACK!
WE REALLY CAN’T COMPLAIN, THE ALTERNATOR IS THE ORIGINAL AND THE ENGINE HAS OVER 300,000 MILES ON IT!
UNTOLD BIBLE STORIES
FIRST GRADE STUDENTS WERE ASKED TO SAY ONE SENTENCE ABOUT A PERSON IN THE BIBLE.
A…IN THE FIRST BOOK OF THE BIBLE CALLED GUINESS, GOD GOT TIRED CREATING THE WORLD SO HE TOOK THE SABBATH OFF.
B…ADAM AND EVE WERE CREATED FROM AN APPLE TREE. THE FIRST COMMANDMENT WAS WHEN EVE TOLD ADAM TO EAT THE APPLE, THE SEVENTH COMMANDMENT IS THOU SHALT NOT ADMIT ADULTERY
C…THE JEWS WERE A PROUD PEOPLE AND THROUGHOUT HISTORY THEY HAD TROUBLE WITH THE GENITALS
D…NOAH BUILT AN ARK, WHICH THE ANIMALS CAME ON TO IN PEARS. NOAH’S WIFE WAS CALLED JOAN OF ARK.
E…MOSES LED THE HEBREWS TO THE RED SEA WHERE THEY MADE UNLEAVENED BREAD, WHICH IS BREAD WITHOUT ANY INGREDIENTS. THE EGYPTIANS WERE ALL DROWNED IN THE DESERT. MOSES WENT UP ON MOUNT CYANIDE TO GET THE TEN AMMENDMENTS
F…MOSES DIED BEFORE HE EVER REACHED CANADA
G…THE GREATEST MIRACLE IN THE BIBLE IS WHEN JOSHUA TOLD HIS SON TO STAND STILL AND HE OBEYED HIM. THEN JOSHUA LED THE HEBREWS IN THE BATTLE OF GERITOL
H…DAVID WAS A HEBREW KING SKILLED AT PLAYING THE LIST. HE FOUGHT WITH THE FINKELSTEINS, A RACE OF PEOPLE WHO LIVED IN BIBLICAL TIMES
I…SOLOMON, ONE OF DAVIDS SONS, HAD 300 WIVES AND 700 PORCUPINES.
J…LOT’S WIFE WAS A PILLAR OF SALT BY DAY BUT A BALL OF FIRE BY NIGHT.
K…SAMSON SLAYED THE PHILISTINES WITH THE APOSTLES ASSBONE
L…WHEN MARY HEARD SHE WAS THE MOTHER OF JESUS SHE SANG THE MAGNA CARTA
M…JESUS WAS BORN BECAUSE MARY HAD AN IMMACULATE CONTRAPTION
N…WHEN THE THREE WISE GUYS FROM THE EAST SIDE ARRIVED, THEY FOUND JESUS WITH THE MANAGER IN THE BARN.
O…ST. JOHN, THE BLACSMITH DUMPED WATER ON HIS HEAD.
P…IT WAS A MIRACLE WHEN JESUS ROSE FROM THE DEAD AND MANAGED TO GET THE TOMBSTONE OFF OF THE ENTRANCE.
Q…THE PEOPLE WHO FOLLOWED THE LORD WERE CALLED THE 12 DECIBELS
R…THE EPISTLES WERE THE WIVES OF THE APOSTLES.
S…A CHRISTAIN SHOULD HAVE ONLY ONE SPOUSE. THIS IS CALLED MONOTONY.
THERE ARE MORE BUT I’LL HAVE TO FIND THEM.
THAT’S “30 FOR THIS ISSUE
HOWARD
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