Monday, November 12, 2007

CHRONICLE # 12

HOWARD’S DAILY CHRONICLE

NUMBER 12 VOL4

NOVEMBER 12TH 2007

WEATHER; WARM, MED. HUMIDITY, 79 DEGREES

I HATE DAYS LIKE TODAY, NOTHING REALLY GOING ON EXCEPT FOOTBALL, TWO GAMES WE REALLY LIKE TO WATCH, THE PACKERS AND THE COWBOYS. THE PACKERS PLAYED ELI MANNING AND THE MINNOSOTA VIKINGS BUT I MUST SAY THE YOUNGER OF THE TWO MANNING BROTHERS GOT HIS TAIL WHIPPED BY BRETT FAVRE TODAY. 34 TO 0 GREEN BAY! I UNDERSTAND THE OLDER MANNING BOY HAD HIS WINGS CLIPPED BY SAN DIEGO 23 TO 21!

THE COWBOYS HAD THEIR WORK CUT OUT FOR THEM TAKING ON THE N.Y. GIANTS BUT ‘OLE TONY ROMO MADE BELIEVERS OUT OF THEM WITH THE HELP OF T.O. AND THE REST OF THE TEAM AND IT REALLY TAKES A TEAM EFFORT TO MAKE IT ALL COME OUT THE WAY YOU WANT IT TO, 31 TO 20!

THE GAME OF THE YEAR IS GOING TO BE ON THE 29TH OF NOVEMBER, COWBOYS AND PACKERS! ON THIS DAY MOM AND I ARE ON OPPOSIT SIDES OF THE GAME TABLE BUT IT’S ALL IN FUN (I HOPE)! MOM IS VERY PROTECTIVE OF HER PACKERS AND NOBODY DARES TO ATTACK THEM, EVEN KELLY HAS LEARNED NOT TO ATTACK THE PACKERS ALTHOUGH HE STILL PRESSES HIS LUCK OCCASIONALLY!

AS YOU PROBABLY GUESSED WE DON’T WATCH NASCAR ANY LONGER, TO MUCH POLITICS AND RULE CHANGING IN THE MIDDLE OF A RACE (IT’S ALMOST THAT BAD)BUT, ANYHOW IT GOT TO A POINT THAT YOU COULD TELL WHO WAS GOING TO WIN BY LISTENING TO THE PRE RACE COMENTATORS! I DON’T LIKE WHAT NASCAR HAS DONE TO MICHAEL WALDRIP, HE AND HIS WIFE BUFFY HAVE NEVER RECOVERED FROM THE LOUSEY WAY THEY WERE TREATED OVER WHAT SOMEBODY ELSE DID TO ONE OF THEIR CARS. IT COST THEM EACH $100,000 IN FINES AND THE LOSS OF 100 POINTS EACH BEFORE THEY EVEN GOT TO THE STARTING LINE FOR THE FIRST RACE, FAIR IS FAIR BUT THIS WAS REDICULAS SO, WE WATCH FOOTBALL AND URL & OTHER OPEN WHEEL RACES AND PINKS!

IRONY

IN PRISON YOU SPEND THE MAJORITY OF YOUR TIME IN AN 8X10 CELL

AT WORK YOU SPEND MOST OF YOUR TIME IN A 6X8 CUBICLE

IN PRISON YOU GET THREE MEALS A DAY

AT WORK YOU ONLY GET A BREAK FOR ONE MEAL AND YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR IT

IN PRISON YOU GET TIME OFF FOR GOOD BEHAVIOR

AT WORK YOU GET MORE WORK FOR GOOD BEHAVIOR

IN PRISON THE GUARD UNLOCKS ALL THE DOORS FOR YOU

AT WORK YOU MUST CARRY AROUND A SECURITY CARD AND OPEN ALL THE DOORS YOURSELF

MORE TOMORROW

THAT’S “30” FOR THIS ISSUE

HOWARD

 

 

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