Thursday, November 8, 2007

CHRONICLE # 8

HOWARD’S DAILY CHRONICLE

NUMBER 8 VOL 4

NOVEMBER 8TH 2007

WEATHER; COOL, LOW HUMIDITY, 63 DEGREES

GOT UP THIS MORNING AND SAW WE HAD HALEY JO AGAIN! MOM HAD TO GO TO TOWN AND WHEN SHE GOT BACK PUT HALEY JO DOWN FOR HER NAP. WE GOT HER UP ABOUT 2:00 AND GOT READY AND WENT TO HOME DEPOT AGAIN TO LOOK AT WHAT THEY HAVE IN UNDERPINNING? WE’LL DECIDE WHAT WE’RE GOING TO DO NEXT WEEK. WE TOOK HALEY JO OVER TO SEE ALL THE CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS THEY HAVE ON DISPLAY. YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN HER EYES, LIKE SAUCERS. SHE REALLY LIKED A PINK AND WHITE ROCKING HORSE BUT THE OTHER THING WILL MAKE HER DREAM TONIGHT ABOUT CHRISTMAS I KNOW IT USED TO MAKE ME DREAM WHEN I WAS A KID AND MY MOM WOULD TAKE ME TO SEARS AND THE BROADWAY HOLLYWOOD! OF COURSE I MADE IT TO THE TOY DEPARTMENT.

IN MY HOME TOWN OF NORTH HOLLYWOOD THEY HAD A DEPT. STORE CALLED RATHBURNS, NOW THOSE PEOPLE REALLY KNEW HOW TO PUT UP A TOY DEPT, TRAINS, BIKES, WAGONS, PUPPET SHOW, COWBOY MOVIE STARS WOULD BE THERE TO HOLD THE LITTLE ONES AND OF COURSE THEY HAD A SANTS CLAUSE. AFTER YOU WENT AND SAT ON HIS LAP YOU GOT A RED SUCKER THAT TASTED LIKE LIQUORICE, I’LL NEVER FORGET THAT TASTE!

THEY HAD A DRAWING OUT IN THE ALLEY BEHIND THE STORE EVERYDAY, MY SISTER MADELYNE TOOK ME ONE YEAR AND I WON A RED WAGON, BOY, WAS I POPPING MY BUTTONS AS I PULLED IT BACK TO THE CAR!

THE ONE THING I REALLY MISS AT SEARS IS THE BIG TRAIN LOYOUTS THEY USED TO PUT UP. I DON’T THINK THEY EVEN SELL TRAINS ANYMORE WHAT A WASTE, IF IT ISN’T AN IPOD OR M-3 THE KIDS DON’T WANT IT!

I’M NOT SURE BUT I THINK THEY HAVE A TRAIN DISPLAY AT MID WAY MALL, I KNOW THEY DID 3-4 YEARS AGO, I’LL HAVE TO CHECK IT OUT!

SPEAKING OF TRAINS, TWO YEARS AGO I SAW A SMALL TRAIN THAT CLAMPED ON THE CHRISTMAS TREE TRUNK ABOUT HALF WAY UP A 6’ TREE, IT WAS ABOUT AN “N” GAGE TRAIN THAT RAN ON BATTERIES, IT WAS BIG ENOUGH IN DIAMETER TO STICK OUT PAST THE LIMBS! I WENT BACK TO HOME DEPOT LAST YEAR AND WAS TOLD I MISSED THE LAST ONE BY ONE DAY BUT IF I’D COME BY AT THE END OF SEPTEMBR THIS YEAR I MIGHT BE ABLE TO PICK ONE UP. I DID AND WAS TOLD THEY DIDN’T ORDER ANY THIS YEAR. SO, IF ANY OF YOU SEE ONE OF THESE TRAINS PLEASE GET IT FOR ME, THEY COST $29.95 AT THE HOME DEPOT IN SHERMAN, IF THEY WANT MORE THAN THAT PLEASE EMAIL ME BEFORE YOU BUY IT AT HOWARD@MAHONEY-RANCH.COM

A FEW MORE TID BITS.

LISTERINE THERAPY FOR TOENAIL FUNGUS GET RID OF UNSIGHTLY TOENAIL FUNGUS BY SOAKING YOUR TOES IN LISTERINE MOUTHWASH. THE POWERFUL ANTISEPTIC LEAVES YOUR TOENAILS LOOKING HEALTHY AGAIN.

EASY EYE GLASS PROTECTION… TO PREVENT THE SCREWS IN EYEGLASSES FROM LOOSENING, APPLY A SMALL DROP OF MAYBELLINE CRYSTAL CLEAR NAIL POLISH OR ANY CLEAR NAIL POLISH TO THE THREADS OF THE SCREWS BEFORE TIGHTENING THEM.

CLEANING LIQUID THAT DOUBLES AS BUG KILLER…IF MENACING BEES, WASPS, HORNETS OR YELLOW JACKETS GET IN YOUR HOUSE AND YOU CAN’T FIND THE INSECTICIDE, TRY A SPRAY OF FORMULA 409, INSECTS DROP TO THE FLOOR INSTANTLY

SMALL SPLINTER REMOVER… JUST POUR A DROP OF ELMERS GLUE ALL OVER THE SPLINTER, LET DRY, AND PEEL THE DRIED GLUE OFF THE SKIN THE SPLINTER STICKS TO THE DRIED GLUE. WORKS FINE FOR LITTLE ONES, NO NEEDLE AND STICKING TO DIG THE SPLINTER OUT! AND YOU SAVE A QUARTER YOU’D HAVE TO PAY THE LITTLE ONE FOR HURTING THEIR FINGER, FOOT, BEHIND.

THAT’S “30” FOR THIS ISSUE.

HOWARD

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