Friday, November 2, 2007

DAILY CHRONICLE # 1

HOWARD’S DAILY CHRONICLE

NUMBER 1 VOL 4

NOVEMBER 1ST 2007

WEATHER; SUPER, COOL, LOW HUMIDITY, 79 DEGREES

MOM AND I GOT OUT ON THE DECK EARLY (WHEN IT WARMED UP TO 60) AND GOT THREE MORE SECTIONS OF FENCE PUT UP THEN MOM HAD TO GO TO THE BANK AND TO HOME DEPOT TO GET ME A NEW BLADE FOR MY 18 VOLT SKILL SAW. I WAS TRYING TO USE A COMBINATION BLADE TO CUT THE VINYL THE FENCE IS MADE OUT OF AND RUINED ONE CROSS BRACE. IT TURNED OUT OK, WE CUT IT DOWN TO FIT ANOTHER SECTION, I FOUND OUT THE COMBINATION BLADE WAS FINE TILL I TRIED TO TRIM ¼ INCH OFF THE CROSS BRACE AND IT GRABED A CORNER AND CHUNKED IT OUT!

TALKED TO KERRY TODAY AND TOLD HIM ABOUT THE 95’ INTREPID WE BOUGHT FROM TIM AND HE KNOWS ABOUT THE 95’ MODEL AND IN HIS OPINION WE SHOULDN’T REMOVE THE ENGINE AND TRANSMISSION, JUST R&R THE TRANSMISSION AND GO AHEAD AND REMOVE THE VALVE COVERS AND REPLACE THE GASKETS THEN ALL THE HOSES AND BELTS! BE SURE TO REPLACE THE FRONT SEAL IN THE TRANSMISSION AND BOTH SEALS WHERE THE AXLES GO INTO THE DIFFERENTIAL. IT MIGHT BE A GOOD IDEA TO REPLACE BOTH DRIVE AXLES TOO!

I TEND TO AGREE WITH KERRY AND TIM, WE WANT THIS TO BE THE LAST CAR WE HAVE TO BUY AND WANT IT TO BE IN GOOD REPAIR WHEN WE GET IT! DON’T GET ME WRONG, WE DON’T HAVE TO REPLACE THE 91’ PLYMOUTH ACCLAIM, IT’S IN PERFECT SHAPE EXCEPT FOR THE PAINT BUT TO BE ABLE TO GO UP 4 YEARS FOR WHAT WE’RE PAYING FOR THIS CAR WE JUST COULDN’T PASS IT UP!

MOM AND I ARE DOING FINE AND ARE LOOKING FORWARD TO HAVING EVERYBODY HERE FOR THANKSGIVING AND THEN MOST EVERYONE FOR CHRISTMAS. PEGGY, PAUL AND JACQUE WILL BE HERE FOR CHRISTMAS AND I’M SURE ALL THE KIDS AND FRIENDS WILL WANT TO COME AND VISIT WITH THEM. I CAN’T WAIT!!!!!

THAT’S “30”FOR THIS ISSUE.

HOWARD

THIS IS FROM “DEAR ABBY”, I’VE HAD IT IN MY WALLET FOR A LONG TIME!

TEN RULES FOR RAISING A JUVENILE DELINQUENT;

1.  BEGIN AT INFANCY GIVING THE CHILD EVERYTHING HE/SHE WANTS. IN THIS WAY HE/SHE WILL GROW UP TO BELIEVE THE WORLD OWES HIM/HER A LIVING.

2.  WHEN THEY PICK UP BAD WORDS AND USE THEM LAUGH AT THEM. THIS WILL MAKE THEM THINK THEY’RE CUTE.

3.  NEVER GIVE THEM ANY SPIRITUAL TRAINING. WAIT TILL THEY ARE TWENTY ONE AND LET THEM DECIDE FOR THEMSELVES.

4.  PICK UP EVERYTHING THEY LEAVE LYING AROUND, SHOES, CLOTHES AND BOOKS. DO EVERYTHING FOR THEM SO THAT THEY WILL BE EXPERIENCED IN THROWING ALL RESPONSIBILITY ON OTHERS.

5.  QUARREL WITH YOUR SPOUSE FREQUENTLY IN THEIR PRESENCE. IN THIS WAY THEY WON’T BE SHOCKED WHEN THE HOME IS BROKEN.

6.  GIVE A CHILD ALL THE SPENDING MONEY THEY WANT. NEVER LET THEM EARN THEIR OWN. WHY SHOULD THEY HAVE THINGS AS TOUGH AS YOU HAD THEM?

7.  SATISFY THEIR EVERY CRAVING FOR FOOD DRINK AND COMFORT, DENIAL MAY LEAD TO FRUSTRATION.

8.  TAKE THEIR PART AGAINST NEIGHBORS, TEACHERS AND POLICEMAN. THEY ARE ALL PREJUCIED AGAINST YOUR CHILD.

9.  WHEN THEY GET INTO TROUBLE APOLOGIZE FOR  YOURSELF SAYING; “I NEVER COULD DO ANYTHING WITH HIM/HER”.

10.”PREPARE FOR PLENTY OF HEAD AND HEARTACHES. YOU ARE SURE TO HAVE PLENTY OF THEM”.

 

 

 

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