CHRONICLE #27 VOL 4

HOWARD’S DAILY CHRONICLE

NUMBER 27 VOL 4

NOVEMBER 27^TH 2007

WEATHER; COOL, HI HUMIDITY, 59 DEGREES

28 DAYS TILL SANTA MAKES HIS APPEARANCE, ALL SHOPPING DAYS SO GET WITH IT!

HERE WE GO AGAIN, ANOTHER SLOW DAY. MOM WENT TO TOWN AND SHANNONS. WHEN SHE GOT BACK SHE TOLD ME THE “CHECK ENGINE LIGHT” CAME ON SO SHE STOPPED, AND SHUT THE ENGINE OFF AND WENT INTO WAL-MART AND WHEN SHE CAME OUT AND STARTED THE ENGINE THE LIGHT WAS OUT SO SHE HEADED FOR HOME! ABOUT HALF WAY HOME IT CAME BACK ON SO SHE PULLED IN SOME PLACE AND SHUT THE ENGINE OFF AGAIN, WAITED A FEW MINUTES AND STARTED BACK UP AND THE LIGHT WAS OFF. I WENT OUT AND CHECKED ALL THE FLUIDS AND CONNECTIONS, EVERYTHING CHECK OUT OK, I ADDED A LITTLE WATER TO THE OVERFLOW TANK TO BEING IT UP TO MINIMUM BUT THAT WAS ALL I DID. SHE WENT TO PICK UP HALEY JO AT PRE SCHOOL AND WHEN SHE GOT BACK SHE SAID THE LIGHT CAME ON TWICE. WE’LL TAKE IT TO AUTO ZONE TOMORROW AND HAVE THEIR ANALYSER PUT ON IT TO FIND OUT JUST WHAT’S WRONG!

MOM HAS TO PICK UP SHANNON AND KONNER IN THE MORNING THE POOR LITTLE GUY HAS TO HAVE SURGERY ON HIS EARS AND ADENOIDS! THAT’S A BIG THING FOR A KID HIS AGE! SHANNONS CAR IS HAVING TROUBLE GOING IN REVERSE, SHE TOOK IT TO B&B TODAY AND HAD IT CHECKED, HE SAID IT HAS A LEAK WHICH HE’LL FIX AND HE’LL SERVICE IT AND ADJUST THE BANDS! HE’S THE ONE WHO IS GOING TO WORK ON THE INTREPID WHEN WE GET READY!

A LITTLE JEWISH DWARF WALKS INTO THE OFFICE AT A LUMBER CAMP AND ASK TO SEE THE PERSONEL MANAGER! WHEN THE MAN WALKS OUT AND SEES THE DWARF HE ASK IF HE CAN HELP HIM THINKING THE DWARF WAS LOOKING FOR A JOB IN THE KITCHEN! THE DWARF SAYS HE WANTS A JOB WORKING IN THE WOODS TOPPING TREES. THIS SUPRISES THE MANAGER SO HE FIGURED HE’D PLAY ALONG! COME INTO MY OFFICE SAYS THE MANAGER, WHEN THEY’RE IN THE OFFICE AND THE DOOR IS CLOSED THE MANAGER LOOKS AT THE DWARF AND ASK JUST WHAT HIS GAME IS; “I WANT A JOB” ANSWERS THE DWARF. OK, LETS START WITH EXPERIENCE AND PAST JOB HISTORY SAYS THE MANAGER; WELL, I WORKED IN THE BLACK FOREST AS A LUMBERJACK THEN, THE RAIN FOREST TILL WE CUT SO MANY TREES THE SUN STARTED DRYING THING UP. I WORKED IN THE SEQUOIA FOREST TILL THEY PUT A BAN ON CUTTING THE BIG RED WOODS! OH YEAH, I WORKED IN THE SAHARA FOREST; HOLD ON SAID THE MANAGER DON’T YOU MEAN THE SAHARA DESERT? YEAH, “NOW” ANSWERED THE DWARF! HE GOT THE JOB!

STILL HAVEN’T PUT THE LIGHTS UP ON THE DECK BUT I’LL GET TO IT SOON!

I’M AFRAID THAT’S “30” FOR THIS ISSUE

HOWARD