HOWARD’S DAILY CHRONICLE
NUMBER 13 VOL4
NOVEMBER 13TH 2007
WEATHER; WARM, MED HUMIDITY, 81 DEGREES
I CAN’T SAY WHEN THIS CHRONICLE WILL GO OUT SINCE OUR INTERNET HAS BEEN DOWN ALL DAY SO, I’LL DO IT AND SEND IT TO GO OUT AND HOPE IT DOES SOMETIME DURING THE NIGHT!
GEE! ONE MONTH FROM TODAY LILLIAN AND I WILL BE MARRIED FOR 50 YEARS! HOW SHE STOOD IT I’LL NEVER KNOW?
NOT MUCH DOING TODAY, WE JUST LAID AROUND AND RELAXED, I MEAN I DID, MOM WAS BUSY DOING HER THINGS LIKE BAKING CAKE AND MAKING FRUIT BOWLS FOR ME US TO SNACK ON THEN AT 2:30 SHE HAD TO GO PICK UP HALEY JO AT PRE SCHOOL. WHEN THEY GOT HOME AND GAVE HALEY JO HER SNACK I GOT “SPONGE BOB” ON THE TV AND WENT TO SLEEP. WOKE UP IN TIME TO GO OUT ON THE DECK AND ENJOY SOME OF THE FANTASTIC WEATHER WERE HAVING AND PLAYED A LITTLE CATCH THE BALL WITH HALEY JO.
KELLY CAME HOME AND TOOK HALEY JO HOME AND WE GOT READY TO GO TO THE GOLDEN CORRAL FOR THE VETERANS DAY DINNER. THEY REALLY ROLL OUT THE RED CARPET FOR THE VETERANS HERE IN SHERMAN AND I UNDERSTAND ALL OVER THE COUNTRY! A FRIEND OF OURS, DAVID HAWLEY IS A DEPUTY SHERRIFF AND IS ALWAYS GLAD TO SEE US HE KEEPS THE PEACE AT A LOT OF DOINGS AROUND THE AREA. (I HAVE TO LOOK UP TO TALK TO HIM)! BUT HE’S A BIG TEDDY BEAR UNLESS YOU RYLE HIM UP.
WE MET A LADY AND HER YOUNG SON WHILE STANDING IN LINE IT TURNS OUT SHE WORKS AT THE DOMICILARY AT THE BONHAM VA HOSPITAL. WE HAD A REAL NICE VISIT WHILE EATING AND HER SON IS A VERY WELL MANNARED 13 YEAR OLD.
WE CAME HOME AND TURNED ON THE OLD TV TO SEE WHAT WAS GOING ON IN THE WORLD AND ALL THAT’S THERE WE CAN’T DO ANYTHING ABOUT SO WE WENT TO OUR LIST AND WATCHED A CRAFT SHOW. I REALLY LIKE THESE CRAFT SHOWS ALONG WITH THE DIY SHOWS AT LEAST YOUR MIND ISN’T BOMBARDED WITH KILLING AND FORENSIC SCENES OF THE HUMAN BODY IN DIFFERENT STAGES OF DEATH.
ENOUGH OF THAT NOW LETS DO SOME MORE OF THE PRISON JOKES;
IN PRISON YOU CAN WATCH TV AND PLAY GAMES
AT WORK YOU GET FIRED FOR WATCHING TV AND PLAYING GAMES
IN PRISON YOU GET YOUR OWN TOILET
AT WORK YOU HAVE TO SHARE WITH SOME IDIOT WHO PEES ON THE SEAT
IIN PRISON THE ALLOW YOU FAMILY AND FRIENDS TO VISIT
AT WORK YOU CAN’T EVEN SPEAK TO YOUR FAMILY
IN PRISON THE TAXPAYERS PAY ALL EXPENSES WITH NO WORK REQUIRED
AT WORK YOU GET TO PAY ALL THE EXPENSES TO GO TO WORK AND THEN THEY DEDUCT TAXES FROM YOUR SALARY TO PAY FOR PRISONERS
IN PRISON YOU SPEND MOST OF YOUR LIFE INSIDE THE BARS WAITING TO GET OUT
AT WORK YOU SPEND MOST OF YOUR TIME WAITING TO GET OUT AND GO TO A BAR
IN PRISON YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH SADISTIC WARDENS
AT WORK THEY’RE CALLED SUPERVISORS
NOW; ON A SCALE OF 1 TO 10 WHICH IS THE EASIER/BETTER KIND OF LIFE? BE HONEST YOU ONLY HAVE TO ANSWER TO YOUR SELF!
THAT’S “30” FOR THIS ISSUE
HOWARD
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