HOWARD’S DAILY CHRONICLE
NUMBER 16 VOL 4
NOVEMBER 16TH 2007
WEATHER; COOL, WINDY, HIGH HUMIDITY, 39 DEGREES
WOW, I STEPPED OUT ON THE DECK THIS MORNING AND RIGHT BACK IN. THEN I WATCHED THE WEATHER AND HE SAID IT WAS SOMETHING LIKE 34 DEGREES SO I JUST SETTLED DOWN TO MY WWII MAGAZINE AND GOT CAUGHT UP ON SOME READING.
WE’VE GOT A PROBLEM WITH THE INTERNET LILLIAN HAS TO KEEP RE-BOOTING IT, SOMETIMES 2-3 TIMES A DAY. TIMS GOING TO HAVE TO FIND OUT WHAT’S HAPPENING, IT’S A LONG COLD TRIP DOWN TO KELLYS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT TO RE-BOOT IT. SOMETIMES IT’S THE ONE HERE IN OUR HEATER CLOSET WHICH ISN’T TOO BAD BUT IT’S THE INCONVIENCE OF HAVING TO GET UP AND DO IT! OH WELL, I GUESS THAT’S THE PRICE WE HAVE TO PAY FOR “HI-TECH”!
MOM AND I WATCHED THE DEMOCRATIC DEBATE THIS EVENING, ACTUALLY IT WAS MORE LIKE I THING A DEBATE SHOULD BE; YOU DIG ME AND I’LL DIG YOU BACK. YOU TELL IT THE WAY YOU SEE IT AND I’LL TELL YOU THE WAY IT REALLY WAS. OBAMA AND EDWARDS TRIED TO GET HILLARYS GOAT BUT THEY DIDN’T HAVE THE NECESSARY WEAPONS. IF HILLARY DOESN’T GET THE NOMINATION I’M PULLING FOR JOE BIDEN TO GET IT. HE’S A NO NONSENCE TYPE OF POLITICIAN AND CAN BACK UP ANY STATEMENT HE MAKES. I LOOK FOR JOHN EDWARDS TO DROP OUT AFTER OHIO. I’LL BET THERE ARE ONLY 4 CANDIDATES LEFT JANUARY, 2008. HILLARY AND OBAMA JOE BIDEN CHRIS DODD GOVERNOR BILL RICHARDSON FROM ARIZONA. SO MUCH FOR POLITICS, I KNOW I’M NOT SUPPOSED TO TALK POLITICS OR RELIGION SO I WON’T ANYMORE!
WE’VE GOT ONE OF THOSE ATOMIC CLOCKS THAT DICK IRVIN, COLLEEN’S FIANCE’ GAVE ME FOR CHRISTMAS TWO YEARS AGO AND WE’RE HAVING TROUBLE GETTING IT TO SHOW THE CORRECT TIME AND OUTSIDE TEMP. WE CHANGED BATTERIES IN IT AND THE OUTSIDE TRANSMITTER AND DID THE WHOLE PROCESS AND NOW IT’S SETTING FOR 24 HOURS LIKE THEY SAID TO DO. WE’LL SEE TOMORROW AT 12 NOON IF IT WORKED.
JOKE TIME.
ONE MORNING OLE NOTICED LENA SETTING IN THE KITCHEN STARING AT A CAN OF FROZEN ORANGE JUICE MIX. AFTER ABOUT 20 MINUTES OLE ASKED HER WHAT SHE WAS DOING? LENA REPLIED, “I’M TRYING TO MAKE ORANGE JUICE.” OLE SCRATCHED HIS CHIN AND SAID, “VELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD FOLLOW THE DIRECTIONS.” “I AM,’ SAID LENA, “SEE RIGHT HERE IT SAYS CONCENTRATE.”
LITTLE OLE HAD MOVED AWAY FROM HOME FALLEN IN LOVE, AND GOTTEN ENGAGED. HE DECIDED TO BRING HIS FIANCE’ HOME TO MEET HIS FAMILY. JUST FOR FUN HE BROUGHT ALONG HIS FIANCE’S TWO BEST FRIENDS. HE SAT THE THREE LADIES ON THE COUCH AND SAID; “OK, MA, GUESS WHICH ONE I’M GOING TO MARRY?” SHE IMMEDIATELY REPLIES, DA ONE IN DA MIDDLE.” “THAT’S AMAZING, MA. YOU’RE RIGHT, HOW DID YOU GUESS?” “I DON’T LIKE HER.”
THE KINDERGARTEN TEACHER NOTICED LITTLE OLE TRYING TO PUT ON A PAIR OF BOOTS AND DECIDED TO HELP. WITH HER PULLING AND HIM PUSHING, THE BOOTS STILL DIDN’T WANT TO GO ON. WHEN, FINALLY THE SECOND BOOT WAS ON, THE TEACHER HAD WORKED UP A SWEAT. SHE ALMOST WHIMPERED WHEN LITTLE OLE SAID, “TEACHER, THEY’RE ON THE WRONG FEET.”
THAT’S “30’ FOR THIS ISSUE.
HOWARD
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