DAILY CHRONICLE #11 VOL 9

HOWARD’S DAILY CHRONICLE

NUMBER 11 VOL 9

APRIL 11^TH 2008

WEATHER NICE, LOW HUMIDITY, 45/65 DEGREES

I’M NOT REPORTING GAS ANY MORE BECAUSE IT FLUCTUATES TO FAST!

ANSWER TO POP QUIZ; THE CREW NAMED THE SHIP “THE BUCKET!”

POP QUIZ; IN THE MOVIE “THE LONGEST DAY” WHO WAS THE ACTOR THAT ANSWERED JOHN WAYNE WITH” LOUD AND CLEAR SIR” WHEN WAYNE SAID “DO YOU READ ME” AT THE D-DAY PREINVASION BRIEFING?

BOY, IF IT’S NOT ONE THING IT FIVE! WE WENT OUT TO START THE CAR TO GO GET HALEY JO AND THE DAMN THING WOULDN’T START! WE HAD TO CALL SHANNON AGAIN! MOM AND I TRIED ALL THE COMBINATIONS GIVEN US BY AUTO-ZONE WHO GOT THEM FROM THE REBUILDER BUT NO START!

WHEN KELLY GOT HOME HE TRIED THE ONES HE COULD REMEMBER BUT STILL NO START!  MOM CALLED AUTO-ZONE AND THEY SAID OUR OLD COMPUTER WAS SENT BACK THIS MORNING SO KELLY WENT IN AND GOT THE FIRST ONE THEY HAD ORDERED FOR US, HE PUT IT IN AND DID ALL THE THINGS LIKE WE DID WITH THE OTHER ONE STILL NO START! WE LOCATED THE P-DOOR LOCK RELAY AND TRIED TO START WITH IT DISCONNECTED NO START.

KELLY MADE UP A JUMPER WIRE AND TRIED TO HOT WIRE THE IGNITION AND IT STILL WOULDN’T START!

ABOUT THIS TIME IT STARTED GETTING DARK AND KELLY WAS TIRED SO WE CLOSED IT UP TILL TOMORROW! I’LL GO OUT IN THE MORNING AND DO ALL THE THINGS WE’VE BEEN DOING AND HOPE SETTING OVER NIGHT HELPED TO RESET EVERYTHING! TIM WILL   BE HERE ABOUT 9AM AND HE KNOWS HOW TO OPERATE THE ANALYZER WE BORROWED FROM BUD WINES, MAYBE IT’LL SHOW US WHATS WRONG!

TIM AND KELLY ARE SWAPPING THE TRANSMISSION IN THE INTREPID SO WE DON’T WANT THEM TO TAKE TO MUCH TIME ON THE ACCLAIM, IF THEY GET IT DONE THIS WEEKEND WE WILL LICENSE IT MONDAY!

WHICH CAME FIRST

A COMPUTER SCIENTIST, A SURGEON, AND A CIVIL ENGINEER WERE GATHERED AT THE PUB. THE SURGEON BOASTS, SURGERY IS THE OLDEST TECHNOLOGY IN THE WORLD. IT'S IN THE BIBLE. GOD REMOVED ADAM'S RIB WHILE HE SLEPT. THIS IS CLEAR EVIDENCE THAT SURGERY PRE-DATES ALL OTHER TECHNOLOGICAL ENDEAVORS.

WITHOUT SO MUCH AS A BLINK, THE CIVIL ENGINEER SAYS THAT BEFORE THAT, GOD FORMED THE EARTH, THE STARS, AND EVERYTHING FROM NOTHING BUT CHAOS. HE CREATED RIVERS, MOUNTAINS AND OCEANS. THIS WAS CLEAR EVIDENCE THAT CIVIL ENGINEERING PRE-DATES ALL OTHER TECHNOLOGICAL ENDEAVORS.

NO TO BE OUTDONE, THE COMPUTER SCIENTIST POINTS OUT, "YES, BUT WHERE DO YOU THINK THE CHAOS CAME FROM?"

THAT’S “30” FOR THIS ISSUE.

HOWARD