HOWARD’S DAILY CHRONICLE
NUMBER 26 VOL 9
APRIL 26TH 2008
WEATHER; BEAUTIFUL, MED HUMIDITY, 42/78 DEGREES
ANSWER TO POP QUIZ; “LEO CARRILLO” PLAYED PANCHO IN THE LONG LASTING “CISCO KID” TV SERIES.
POP QUIZ; WHO PLAYED THE “CISCO KID” IN THE TV SERIES/
WE WENT TO TIMS TODAY SO HE COULD WORK ON MOM’S COMPUTER AND WE ALSO TOOK THINGS DOWN FROM SHANNON AND PICKED UP MORE THINGS FOR HER FROM TIM AND ELYSE!
WE HEADED HOME ABOUT 9:00 AND WALKED IN THE DOOR AT 9:57! VERY LIGHT TRAFFIC!
THIS IS GOING TO BE SHORT, I’M TIRED BUT, HERE’S A COUPLE OF JOKES FROM ARCAMAX!
SNICKERIN' AT BUMPERS
- HANG UP AND DRIVE!
- WELCOME TO AMERICA. NOW SPEAK ENGLISH
- HEART ATTACKS. GOD'S REVENGE FOR EATING HIS ANIMAL FRIENDS.
- DON'T LIKE MY DRIVING? THEN QUIT WATCHING ME.
- SOME PEOPLE JUST DON'T KNOW HOW TO DRIVE. I CALL THESE PEOPLE: "EVERYBODY, BUT ME."
- TRY NOT TO LET YOUR MIND WANDER. IT IS TOO SMALL AND FRAGILE TO BE OUT BY ITSELF.
- EVERYONE HAS THE RIGHT TO BE STUPID BUT YOU ABUSE THE PRIVILEGE.
- I SMILE BECAUSE I HAVE NO IDEA WHATS GOING ON.
- STOP FOLLOWING ME. I DON'T KNOW WHERE I'M GOING
LITTLE JOHNNY AND GEOGRAPHY
TEACHER: LITTLE JOHNNY, GO TO THE MAP AND FIND NORTH AMERICA.
LITTLE JOHNNY: HERE IT IS!
TEACHER: CORRECT. NOW, CLASS, WHO DISCOVERED AMERICA?
CLASS: LITTLE JOHNNY!
WELL, WHO ELSE FOUND IT ON THE MAP?
THAT’S “30” FOR THIS ISSUE.
HOWARD
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