HOWARD’S DAILY CHRONICLE
NUMBER 5 VOL 9
APRIL 5TH 2008
WEATHER; NICE, LOW HUMIDITY, 00/00 DEGREES
ANSWER TO POP QUIZ: “JAMES CAGNEY” SAID THESE WORDS IN THE 1993 VERSION OF YANKEE DOODLE DANDY TO PRESIDENT FRANKLIN DELANO ROOSEVELT!
POP QUIZ; WHAT WAS THE OCASSION THAT PROMPTED JAMES CAGNEY TO SAY THESE WORDS TO PRESIDENT ROOSEVELT?
WE MIGHT HAVE COME UP WITH A SOLUTION FOR OUR PROBLEM WITH THE COMPUTER FOR OUR 91’ ACCLAIM! THE ALTERNATOR IS ACTUALLY THE SAME AS THE ONES USED IN THE EARLY MODEL CHRYSLER PRODUCTS EXCEPT FOR THE PHYSICAL APPEARANCE! IN THE ONE ON OUR 91’ ACCLAIM THE ALTERNATOR FIELDS ARE ENERGIZED BY THE COMPUTER! WHAT I PROPOSED TO DO IS INSTALL A VOLTAGE REGULATOR FROM THE EARL MODEL CHRYSLERS AND ENERGIZE THE FIELDS WHEN I TURN ON THE IGNITION SWITCH! THIS MAKES THE CHARGING CIRCUIT COMPLETELY INDEPENDENT OF THE COMPUTER AND LETS THE ALTERNATOR KEEP THE BATTERY CHARGED WHICH IS ALL I NEED ANYHOW! THE COMPUTER WILL STILL CONTROL ALL THE OTHER THINGS IN THE CAR WITHOUT THE CHARGING SYSTEM BEING IN THE MIX! I’LL MAKE THE CHANGE MONDAY AFTER I GO TO R&D TO GET THE TRANSMISSION JUSTIN IS GOING TO GIVE ME AN OLD VOLTAGE REGULATOR! THE PARTS STORE WANT $48.43 FOR ONE! WOW, I USED TO BUY THEM FOR $1.19 WHEN I WAS IN THE BUSINESS, TALK ABOUT INFLATION AND, I’LL BET THE ONE THEY QUOTED ME WAS MADE IN CHINA!
COLLEEN AND DICK TOOK US TO “SPRINGCREEK” BARBQUE IN DALLAS (I THINK) TO DINNER FOR OUR BIRTHDAYS WHICH ARE NEXT MONDAY (ME) TUESDAY (MOM)! WHICH WE THOUGHT WAS NICE THEM! IT WAS KIND OF A QUICK THING, I WAS WATCHING “BROKEN TRAILS” WITH ROBERT DUVAL AND MOM CAME IN AND SAID WE HAD ABOUT AN HOUR TO GET READY, I WAS ABOUT 10 MINUTES LATE, I DON’T MOVE TO FAST ANYMORE!
BOY, COLLEEN SURE LIKES HER JOB, SHE JUST GOT VOTED “EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH” AND GOT ALL KINDS OF GIFTS INCLUDING CASH! I CAN’T REMEMBER THE NAME OF THE COMPANY BUT THEY SURE KNOW HOW TO TAKE CARE OF THEIR EMPLOYEES! SHE HAS TO FINISH HER PROBATION BEFORE THEY CAN HIRE HER ON AS A PERMANENT EMPLOYEE! FROM ALL THE ACCOLADES SHE’S GOTTEN I DON’T THINK THERE WILL BE ANY PROBLEM BUT LIKE DICK SAYS; “DON’T COUNT YOUR CHICKENS BEFORE THEY’RE HATCHED!” AND SHE ISN’T, SHE’S JUST DOING THE BEST JOB SHE CAN AND LET THE CHIPS FALL WHERE THEY WILL!
THE JAPANESE WERE THE ONES WHO STATED AFTER THE WAR; “WE’LL TAKE YOU OVER WITHOUT FIRING A SHOT”. IT LOOKS LIKE THE CHINESE WILL BE THE ONES DOING IT! ACCORDING TO ALL I HAVE HEARD ON TV, WE’RE IN DEBT TO THEM FOR ALMOST A HALF A TRILLON DOLLARS! IF WE SCREW UP JUST ONCE REAL BAD AND THEY CALL THEIR MARKER IN WE’RE IN DEEP CACA!
I HEARD A GENERAL FROM THE PENTAGON TALKING THE OTHER DAY ON CNN AND HE SAID; “WE DON’T HAVE ANYMORE TROOPS TO SEND TO IRAQ OR AFGANISTAN! IF A THIRD SITUATION SHOULD DEVELOP WHERE WE WOULD NEED TROOPS WE DON’T HAVE THEM! THEIR EQUIPMENT IS WORN OUT, THE VEHICLES ARE WORN OUT THE LITE INFANTRY WEAPONS ARE WORN OUT! IF, AND I SAY IF WE DO HAVE TO FIGHT ON A THIRD FRONT IT WILL HAVE TO BE AN AIR FORCE/NAVY FIGHT! IT COULD BREAK OUT AT ANY TIME OR PLACE, PAKISTAN, TURKEY, SYIRA, OR THE ISRAELIES MIGHT GET TIRED OF THE IRANIANS B. S. AND DECIDE TO GO AFTER THEM AND WE BEING ISRAELS ALLIES WOULD HAVE TO HELP THEM IN SOME WAY! WE WERE THE MOST POWERFUL NATION ON EARTH TILL WE GOT INTO THE IRAQI THING. NOW WE’RE MAYBE THIRD AFTER CHINA AND RUSSIA!
THAT’S “30” FOR THIS ISSUE.
HOWARD
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