HOWARD’S DAILY CHRONICLE
NUMBER 23 VOL 9
APRIL 23RD 2008
WEATHER; WARM, HIGH HUMIDITY, 51/77 DEGREES
ANSWER TO POP QUIZ; THE HOT SHOT SELF CENTERED PILOT WAS PLAYED BY “JOHN CARROLL”
POP QUIZ; IN THE MOVIE “THE SULLIVANS” (LATER RENAMED “THE FIGHTING SULLIVANS”) WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THE SHIP ALL FIVE OF THE BROTHERS WENT DOWN WITH DURING WWII?
WE MAY NOT BE IN A “RECESSION” LIKE OLE’ GEORGIE BOY SAYS BUT, WERE SO DEEP IN SOME KIND OF CA, CA, THAT IF SOMEBODY DOESN’T DO SOMETHING AND SOON WHAT THE BIBLE HAS PREDICTED WILL START TAKING PLACE, WARS, FAMINE, AND PESTULANCE! JUST LOOK AROUND AND YOU CAN SEE THE THINGS IT MENTIONS!
WENT TO BONHAM THIS MORNING ABOUT MY LEG AND THE DOCTOR SAID IT WAS SOME KIND OF BITE OR BRUSE THAT BECAME INFECTED! I PICKED UP SOME MEDICATION AT THE PHARMACY THAT SHOULD TAKE CARE OF IT! ON THE WAY BACK AS WE GOT INTO DENISON THE ACCLAM STARTED TO OVERHEAT, THE FAN I GOT FROM R&D WON’T TURN FAST ENOUGH TO KEEP THE ENGINE COOL IN TRAFFIC! WE PICKED UP THE INTREPID AND LEFT THE ACCLAIM TO COOL DOWN, WE WENT BACK ABOUT 2 HOURS LATER AND ADDED SOM WATER TO THE OVERFLOW TANK AND MOM HEADED HOME WITH IT, SHE MADE IT FINE AND WHEN KELLY GOT HOME HE FIXED OUR OLD FAN, HE REPLACED THE DRIVE PIN WITH A NEW ROLL PIN AND PUT IT ON, IT RUNS ABOUT 10 TIMES FASTER THAN THE OTHER ONE AND WILL WORK FINE! I TOOK THE INTREPID AND WENT TO THE TAG OFFICE, THEY WANTED TO CHECK THE VIN NUMBER AND GET THE MILEAGE! I HEADED HOME AND TRIED THE CRUISE, IT WORKS FINE! WE’LL LEAVE IT PARKED TILL KELLY CAN GET ON IT TO CHECK IT ALL OVER WHICH HE SAID WOULD BE SUNDAY!
MORE GOOD ADVICE - MILITARY STYLE
- "AIM TOWARDS THE ENEMY." - INSTRUCTION PRINTED ON US ROCKET LAUNCHER
- "CLUSTER BOMBING FROM B-52S IS VERY, VERY ACCURATE. THE BOMBS ARE GUARANTEED TO ALWAYS HIT THE GROUND." - USAF
- "WHEN THE ENEMY IS IN RANGE, SO ARE YOU." - INFANTRY JOURNAL
- "IT IS GENERALLY INADVISABLE TO EJECT DIRECTLY OVER THE AREA YOU JUST BOMBED." - U.S. AIR FORCE MANUAL
- "TRACERS WORK BOTH WAYS." - U.S. ARMY ORDNANCE
- "BRAVERY IS BEING THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS YOU'RE AFRAID."
- "IF YOU SEE A BOMB TECHNICIAN RUNNING, FOLLOW HIM." - USAF
- "THOUGH I FLY THROUGH THE VALLEY OF DEATH ... I SHALL FEAR NO EVIL FOR I AM AT 80,000 FEET AND CLIMBING." - AT THE ENTRANCE TO THE OLD SR-71 OPERATING BASE KADENA JAPAN
- "YOU'VE NEVER BEEN LOST UNTIL YOU'VE BEEN LOST AT MACH 3." - PAUL F. CRICKMORE (TEST PILOT)
- "THE ONLY TIME YOU HAVE TOO MUCH FUEL IS WHEN YOU'RE ON FIRE."
- "BLUE WATER NAVY TRUISM: THERE ARE MORE PLANES IN THE OCEAN THAN SUBMARINES IN THE SKY." --FROM AN OLD CARRIER SAILOR
- "IF THE WINGS ARE TRAVELING FASTER THAN THE FUSELAGE, IT'S PROBABLY A HELICOPTER -- AND THEREFORE, UNSAFE."
- "WHEN ONE ENGINE FAILS ON A TWIN-ENGINE AIRPLANE YOU ALWAYS HAVE ENOUGH POWER LEFT TO GET YOU TO THE SCENE OF THE CRASH."
THAT’S “30” FOR THIS ISSUE
HOWARD
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