DAILY CHRONICLE #28 VOL 9

HOWARD’S DAILY CHRONICLE

 

NUMBER 28 VOL 9

 

APRIL 28^TH 2008

 

WEATHER; WARM, MED HUMIDITY, 43/83 DEGREES

 

ANSWER TO POP QUIZ; “DIABLO” WAS CISCO’S HORSES NAME.

 

POP QUIZ; WHO DID GENE KELLY DANCE WITH IN “ANCHOR’S AWAY?”

 

I CRANKED UP THE INTREPID TODAY AND TOOK IT OUT ON THE ROAD FOR A TEST DRIVE. EVERYTHING IS FINE EXCEPT IT HAS A MISS ABOVE AN IDLE! IT PULLS GOOD AND SHIFTS GREAT! THE BOOK SAYS IT COULD BE THE WIRING TO/FROM THE 02 SENSORS! I’M GOING TO R&D TOMORROW AND TAKE TIM’S FAN MOTORS FOR THEM TO TRY AND MATCH UP WITH FAN MOTORS FROM ANOTHER CAR SINCE THEY DON’T HAVE ANY FROM A 97’ DODGE NEON. AT THE SAME TIME I’LL SEE IF THEY’LL GET ME THE WIRING HARNESS FOR THE 02 SENSORS OUT OF THE CAR THE TRANSMISSION CAME OUT OF ALONG WITH SOME OTHER PARTS I NEED!

 

WHEN KELLY GOT HOME HE DROVE THE CAR AND NOTICED THE MISS ALSO, HE RAISED THE HOOD AND STARTED CHECKING THINGS OVER, HE FOUND WHERE SOMEONE HAD “MICKEY MOUSED” THE WIRING TO THE 02 SENSORS AND HE BELIEVES THIS IS THE PROBLEM, I SURE HOPE SO! HE ADDED 134A TO THE A/C AND MAN DOES IT COOL NOW, I RAN IT ON LOW BLOWER AND HAD TO ADD A LITTLE WARM AIR TO KEEP FROM TURNING BLUE!

 

MOM HAD TO GO AND SET WITH KONNER WHILE SHANNON KEPT A DOCTORS APPOINTMENT.

 

TIM AND ELYSE ARE COMING UP SATURDAY TO MOVE THE TV AND THE REST OF THE FURNITURE SO WE HAVE MORE ROOM IN THE LIVING ROOM! WE LOST THE SOUND FROM THE TV THAT COMES OUT OF THE DVD PLAYER, I MUST HAVE PUSHED THE WRONG SERIES OF BUTTONS TRYING TO STOP SUROUND SOUND, IT MAKES MY HEAD SET VIBRATE!

 

MY HUMMING BIRD POPULATION IS PICKING UP, I SAW 3 DIFFERENT ONE TODAY, 1 GRAY BACK, 1 RED HEAD WITH A WHITE STRIPE AROUNG IT’S NECK AND 1 LUCIFER (THEY HAVE A LONG CURVED BEAK). NOW IF THE GREEN BACK SHOWS UP THAT’S ALL I CAN HOPE FOR! LAST YEAR I HAD TWO BROWN ONES BUT THEY HAVEN’T SHOWED UP THIS YEAR!

 

PASSWORD

A GUY WAS TYPING AWAY AT HIS HOME COMPUTER, WHEN HIS SIX- YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER SNEAKED UP BEHIND HIM.

SUDDENLY, SHE TURNED AND RAN INTO THE KITCHEN, SQUEALING TO THE REST OF THE FAMILY, "I KNOW DADDY'S PASSWORD! I KNOW DADDY'S PASSWORD!"

"WHAT IS IT?" HER SISTERS ASKED EAGERLY.

PROUDLY SHE REPLIED, "ASTERISK, ASTERISK, ASTERISK, ASTERISK, ASTERISK!"

THAT’S “30” FOR THIS ISSUE

HOWARD