DAILY CHRONICLE #28 VOL 10

HOWARD’S DAILY CHRONICLE

 

NUMBER 28 VOL 10

 

MAY 28^TH 2008

 

WEATHER; WARM, MED HUMIDITY, 64/88 DEGREES

 

ANOTHER SLOW DAY, I DIDN’T DO ANYTHING EXCEPT STAY OFF MY FOOT AND WATCH TV AND ALSO DID SOME READING! MOM MADE BANANNA BREAD AND DID UP SOME LAUNDRY AND GOT CAUGHT UP ON HER COMPUTER!

 

WE SERVICED THE HUMMING BIRD FEEDERS AND WITHIN 30 MINUTES THEY WERE AT THEM!

 

I’VE GOT TO GO NEXT MONDAY JUNE 2^ND TO BONHAM VA FOR MORE HEARING TEST AND PICK UP NEW AIDS! THESE AUTOMATICS DON’T WORK TO GOOD UNLESS YOU HAVE TWO AND MY LEFT EAR HAS ZERO HEARING SO I’M GOING TO HAVE TOO GO BACK TO THE ONE BEHIND MY LEFT EAR THAT’S A WIRELESS TRANSMITTER AND THE ONE IN THE RIGHT EAR IS THE RECEIVER AND MAIN HEARING AID!

 

THEN ON TUESDAY JUNE 3^RD I GO TO DALLAS VA ORTHOPEDICS TO GET MY TOE CHECKED! I HAD TO CANCEL LAST TUESDAY BECAUSE OF THE WEATHER! THEN ON SATURDAY JUNE 7^TH I GO TO BONHAM VA TO A DERMATOLOGY CLINIC TO HAVE THEM LOOK AT THE THING ON MY RIGHT CALF, MY DOCTOR THOUGHT IT WAS AN INFECTION BUT NOW HE’S SENDING ME TO DERMATOLOGY BECAUSE IT COULD BE SOMETHING DIFFERENT, POSSIBLY A BRUISE!

 

VALUABLE MULE

A MAN WAS TRAVELING DOWN A COUNTRY ROAD WHEN HE SAW A LARGE GROUP OF PEOPLE OUTSIDE A HOUSE. HE STOPPED AND ASKED A PERSON WHY THE LARGE CROWD WAS THERE.

A FARMER REPLIED, "JOE'S MULE KICKED HIS MOTHER-IN-LAW AND SHE DIED."

"WELL," REPLIED THE MAN, "SHE MUST HAVE HAD A LOT OF FRIENDS."

"NOPE," SAID THE FARMER, "WE ALL JUST WANT TO BUY HIS MULE."

 

HUNGRY LION

A HUNGRY LION WAS ROAMING THROUGH THE JUNGLE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING TO EAT. HE CAME ACROSS TWO MEN. ONE WAS SITTING UNDER A TREE AND READING A BOOK; THE OTHER WAS TYPING AWAY ON HIS TYPEWRITER.

THE LION QUICKLY POUNCED ON THE MAN READING THE BOOK AND DEVOURED HIM.

EVEN THE KING OF THE JUNGLE KNOWS THAT READERS DIGEST AND WRITERS CRAMP.

THAT’S “30” FOR THIS ISSUE

HOWARD