HOWARD’S DAILY CHRONICLE
NUMBER 7 VOL 10
MAY 7TH 2008
WEATHER; RAIN/CLRING, MED HUMIDITY, 44/84 DEGREES
NOT MUCH OF A NEWS DAY, MOM COULDN’T EVEN WORK IN HER GARDEN MOM TALKED TO TIM AGAIN AND THE INSURANCE COMPANY IS SENDING OUT AN ADJUSTER TO FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENED WITH THE PLUMBING TO MAKE IT BACK UP! WHAT’S BAD IS THE HOUSE IS ON A SLAB AND THE PLUMBING IS LAID UNDER THE SLAB! FROM WHAT TIM SAYS THIS HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR QUITE A WHILE! SOME THINGS HAVE HAPPENED BUT HE JUST COULDN’T FIND THE CAUSE BUT, NOW HE HAS TO. THE KIDS BATH ROOM IS SHUT DOWN! WHAT IS NEEDED IS A TOOL I SAW DEMONSTRATED ON “COOL TOOLS”, IT’S A SMALL GROUND PENETRATING RADAR THAT WILL LOCATE A BROKEN OR PLUGGED UP DRAIN PIPE UP TO 18” DEEP! THERE IS ANOTHER TOOL THE CITY WATER DEPT USES TO FIND BURIED PIPES, EITHER ONE OF THESE SHOULD DO THE JOB! I ASSUME IT’S UP TO THE INSURANCE COMPANY WHAT BID THEY ACCEPT! THE FIRST ONE TIM HAD OUT TO CHECK WANTED TO GO UNDER THE SLAB FOOTING WHICH TIM IMMEDIATELY VETOED, THE FOUNDATION WOULD NEVER BE THE SAME AND IT WOULD SAGG FROM NOW ON IN THAT SPOT! IT’S A GOOD THING THEY HAVE TWO BATH ROOMS BUT I’M SURE THERE IS CONFUSION!
IT LOOKS LIKE WE’RE HAVING A COOK OUT FOR MOTHER’S DAY, I UNDERSTAND KERRY AND DEBI ARE COMING UP SATURDAY TO BE WITH MOM BUT WILL SPEND SUNDAY WITH DEBI’S MOTHER WHICH IS FINE WITH MOM, WE ALL HAVE TO SHARE AT ONE TIME OR ANOTHER!
KELLY’S STILL DOWN WITH WHAT EVER IT IS HE HAS CONTACTED, MOM SAW HIM THIS MORNING AND SAID HE LOOKED BAD! WE SURE HOPE HE GETS TO FEELING BETTER!
PEGGY SENT ME AN E-MAIL TO TELL ME DANNY MAHONEY’S WIFE DIED! HE’S MY SON DANS SON AND HE CALLED US WHEN WE WERE AT TIMS FOR THANKSGIVING! IT’S TOO BAD THIS HAS TO HIT HIM HE’S JUST STARTING TO GET HIS LIFE BACK IN ORDER! IF ANY OF YOU WANT TO SEND HIM A CARD HERE’S HIS E-MAIL ADDRESS DANIEL MAHONEY (jdmoyle2001@sbcglobal.net !
SISTER MARY ANN'S GASOLINE
Sister Mary Ann, who worked for a home health agency, was out
making her rounds visiting homebound patients when she ran out of
gas. As luck would have it, a Texaco Gasoline station was just a
block away.
She walked to the station to borrow a gas can and buy some gas. The
attendant told her that the only gas can he owned had been loaned out
But she could wait until it was returned.
Since Sister Mary Ann was on the way to see a patient
she decided not to wait and walked back to her car
She looked for something in her car that she could fill with gas
and spotted the bedpan she was taking to the patient. Always
resourceful, Sister Mary Ann carried the bedpan to the station,
filled it with gasoline, and carried the full bedpan back to her car.
As she was pouring the gas into her tank, two Baptists watched from across the street.
One of them turned to the other and said,
'If it starts, I'm turning Catholic.'
UNUSUAL CARS
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THAT’S “30” FOR THIS ISSUE
HOWARD
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