DAILY CHRONICLE #12 VOL 11

HOWARD’S DAILY CHRONICLE

NUMBER 12 VOL 11

 

JUNE 12^TH 2008

 

WEATHER; HOT, HI HUMIDITY, 72/92 DEGREES

 

 KELLY GOT HOME AND TRIED TO OPEN THE DRAIN PETCOCK AND IT WAS STUCK SO WE OPENED THE BLEEDER VALVE ON TOP OF THE THERMOSTAT HOUSING TO DRAIN THE ANTI FREEZE DOWN TO A LEVEL BELOW THE PLACE THAT LEAKS! IT GOT PRETTY HOT OUT BY THE CAR SO I CAME IN TO WAIT FOR THE SUN TO GO BELOW THE TREES! I WENT BACK OUT AND CHECKED THE LEAK AND IT’S STILL SEEPING ANTI FREEZE SO I’LL HAVE TO GET THE AIR HOSE AND BLOW INTO THE COOLING SYSTEM TO GET ALL THE WATER BELOW THE LEAK!

 

MOM IS GOING DOWN TO KELLY’S EVERY MORNING TO HELP GLENDA GET RID OF A BUNCH OF JUNK SO THEY CAN TEAR DOWN THE TWO “HENSLEE” MOBILE HOMES WE MOVED DOW FROM UP FRONT AT GRANDMA LEES LAND IN 1978 I THINK! I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THEY’RE GOING TO DO WITH THE TWO FRAMES EXCEPT SELL THEM FOR SCRAP! I DON’T KNOW WHAT STEEL IS BRINGING BUT IT’S WAY UP FROM WHAT I REMEMBER ABOUT 15 YEARS AGO WHICH WAS $1.50 A HUNDRED WT.

 

MOM’S ALWAYS SUPRISING ME WITH DESERTS, TONIGHT IT WAS TAPIOCA PUDDING WITH SLICED PEACES AND COOL WHIP! TOMORROW IT COULD BE STRAWBERRY SWIRL ICE CREAM OR BANNANA BREAD AND COOL WHIP OR GRAHAM CRACKERS WITH COOL WHIP OR PEANUT BUTTER IN BETWEEN OR SOME COOKIES SHE’S MADE! I JUST NEVER KNOW BUT IT’S ALL GOOD!

 

BRANDY TO THE RESCUE

FOR A HOLIDAY, AN IRISHMAN DECIDED TO GO TO SWITZERLAND TO FULFILL A LIFELONG DREAM AND CLIMB THE MATTERHORN. HE HIRED A GUIDE AND JUST AS THEY NEARED THE TOP, THE MEN WERE CAUGHT IN A SNOW SLIDE.

THREE HOURS LATER, A SAINT BERNARD PLOWED THROUGH TO THEM, A KEG OF BRANDY TIED UNDER HIS CHIN.

"HOORAY!" SHOUTED THE GUIDE "HERE COMES MAN'S BEST FRIEND!"

"YEAH," SAID THE IRISHMAN. "AN' LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THE DOG THAT'S BRINGIN' IT!"

ESCAPED

THREE CONVICTS ESCAPE FROM PRISON THEY MAKE IT TO A NEARBY TOWN BUT ARE CONFRONTED BY A POLICEMAN.

"HEY, AREN'T YOU THOSE THREE ESCAPED CONVICTS?", ASKED THE POLICEMAN.

THINKING ON HIS FEET THE FIRST CONVICT LOOKED AROUND HIM FOR SOMETHING TO ANSWER THE POLIEMAN WITH , HE SEES A NAME ON A JEWLERS WINDOW  MARK SPENCER, MASTER JEWELER “AND SAID "NO, I'M MARK, MARK SPENCER."

"THE SECOND FOLLOWED HIS LEAD AND SAID "MY NAMES IS WILLIAM, W H SMITH."

THE THIRD SAID "MY NAME IS KEN... KEN TUCKYFRIEDCHICKEN!"

 

THAT’S “30” FOR THIS ISSUE

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HOWARD