DAILY CHRONICLE #13 VOL 11

HAPPY FRIDAY THE 13^TH! THIS IS OUR LUCKY DAY! LILLIAN AND HOWARD HOWARD’S DAILY CHRONICLE

NUMBER 13 VOL 11

 

JUNE 13^TH 2008

 

WEATHER; HOT, HIGH HUMIDITY, 72/97 DEGREES

 

I WENT OUT AND PUT THE GLUE AND PLASTIC ON THE PLACE THAT LEAKED ON THE INTREPID RADIATOR! I WON’T KNOW IF IT STOPPED THE LEAK TILL I FILL IT WITH ANTI FREEZE AND START IT TOMORROW! WE SURE HOPE IT WORKS, A NEW RADIATOR IS $150.00!

 

KELLY’S SUPPOSED TO PUT THE TOP BOLT IN THE LEFT REAR SHOCK ON THE ACCLAIM TOMORROW!

 

COLLEEN CALLED AND WISHED ME A HAPPY FATHERS DAY, SHE AND DICK ARE LEAVING TONIGHT FOR SAN ANTONIO TO SEE DICKS SISTER-IN-LAWS DAUGHTER GET MARRIED ON SATURDAY!

 

SHANNON CALLED MOM TO SEE WHAT TO DO ABOUT KONNER, HE SPITS OUT HIS MEDICINE AND IS HURTING FROM HAVING HIS TONSELS OUT AND NEW TUBES PUT IN HIS EARS! OF COURSE HE’S HURTING, WHAT DOES SHE EXPECT? FEED HIM ICE CREAM WITH HIS MEDICINE IN IT AND JELLO! I’M SURPRISED THEY DIDN’T TELL HER THAT!

 

TIM CALLED AND SAID THEY FOUND THE PIPE THAT HAD TO BE REPLACED YESTERDAY AND PUT A 4FTX4FT HOLE IN THE FLOOR! TODAY THEY WERE REPLACING THE TILE, CARPET AND I GUESS THE HARD WOOD FLOORING PLUS ANYTHING ELSE THAT WAS RUINED WHEN THE SEWER PIPE BROKE UNDER THE SLAB! HE WAS WAITING FOR THE ADJUSTER!

 

GARY LATINIS CALLED THE OTHER DAY AND ASKED ME TO FIND THE PHONE NUMBER OF THE STORE IN SHERMAN THAT DEALS IN OLD RECORDS! LOIS ROBINSON HAS SOME LP AND 45 RPM RECORDS THAT WERE ROBBIES, ROBBIE DIED ABOUT A YEAR OR MORE AGO AND SHE WANTS TO SELL THEM! SHE ALSO HAS SOME OF ROBBIES ELECTRONIC TOOLS AND EQUIPMENT TO SELL! HE HAD WORKED FOR E-SYSTEMS FOR A NUMBER OF YEARS AND DESIGNED QUITE A FEW WEAPONS SYSTEMS FOR THE GOVERNMENT! HE WORKED WITH US PERFECTING THE HAND TESTER FOR A WHILE! TIM KNOWS HOW GOOD HE WAS SINCE THEY WORKED TOGETHER!

 

HERE’S SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT!

 

POEM - ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS

I CROSS OCEAN,  POOR AND BROKE,

TAKE BUS,  SEE EMPLOYMENT FOLK.

NICE MAN  TREAT ME GOOD IN THERE,  SAY I NEED GO SEE WELFARE.

WELFARE SAY,  'YOU COME NO MORE,

WE SEND CASH  RIGHT TO YOUR DOOR.'

WELFARE CHECKS,  THEY MAKE YOU WEALTHY,

MEDICAID IT KEEP YOU HEALTHY!

BY AND BY,  GOT PLENTY MONEY,

THANKS TO YOU,  TAXPAYER DUMMY.

WRITE TO FRIENDS  IN MOTHERLAND,

TELL THEM  'COME, FAST AS YOU CAN'

THEY COME IN TURBANS  AND FORD TRUCKS,

I BUY BIG HOUSE  WITH WELFARE BUCKS.

THEY COME HERE,  WE LIVE TOGETHER,

MORE WELFARE CHECKS,  IT GETS BETTER!

FOURTEEN FAMILIES,  THEY MOVING IN,

BUT NEIGHBOR'S PATIENCE  WEARING THIN.

FINALLY, WHITE GUY  MOVES AWAY,

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I BUY HIS HOUSE,  AND THEN I SAY,

'FIND MORE ALIENS  FOR HOUSE TO RENT.'

IN MY YARD  I PUT A TENT.

SEND FOR FAMILY  THEY JUST TRASH,

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BUT THEY, TOO,  DRAW WELFARE CASH!

EVERYTHING IS  VERY GOOD,  SOON WE OWN WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD.

WE HAVE HOBBY  IT CALLED BREEDING,

WELFARE PAY  FOR BABY FEEDING.

KIDS NEED DENTIST?  WIFE NEED PILLS?

WE GET FREE!  WE GOT NO BILLS!

TAXPAYER CRAZY!  HE PAY ALL YEAR,  TO KEEP WELFARE  RUNNING HERE.

WE THINK AMERICA  DARN GOOD PLACE!  TOO DARN GOOD FOR WHITE MAN RACE.  IF THEY NO LIKE US,  THEY CAN SCRAM,  GOT LOTS OF ROOM IN PAKISTAN.  SEND THIS TO EVERY TAXPAYER YOU KNOW  THAT’S “30” FOR THIS ISSUE   HOWARD