HOWARD’S DAILY CHRONICLE
NMUBER 27 VOL 11
JUNE 27TH 2008
WEATHER; HOT, HIGH HUMIDITY, 74/99 DEGREES
WENT OUT AND FILLED THE RADIATOR IN THE INTREPID THEN STARTED IT AND WARMED IT UP, SO FAR NO LEAK! I’M GOING TO LET IT COOL OFF AND USE THE STANT RADIATOR PRESSURE TESTER WE HAVE TO SEE HOW MUCH PRESSURE IT’LL HOLD? I’LL ALSO TEST THE CAP TO BE SURE IT HOLDS THE REQUIRED PRESSURE! THEY BOTH NEED TO HOLD 16#! IF ALLTHESE TEST SHOW POSITIVE WE’RE HOME FREE AND THE J.B. WELD STICK EPOXY HAS LIVED UP TO IT’S CLAIMS, “IT WILL FIX ANYTHING”!
MOM STARTED USING THE LITTLE TRACTOR TRAVELING SPRINKLER TODAY, WE HAVE TO BE CAREFUL ABOUT WHERE IT GOES, IF ONE OF THE DRIVE WHEELS GOES IN A HOLE IT LEANS TO THE SIDE AND ONE OF THE SPRINKLER WANDS HITS THE GROUND AND EVERYTHING STOPS TILL WE GO OUT AND MOVE IT TO GOOD GROUND! THE TWERLING WANDS ARE WHAT MAKE IT MOVE, YOU AIM THEM ONE WAY AND THAT’S FORWARD, REVERSE THEM AND IT GOES BACKWARDS! IT GOES FAST OR SLOR DEPENDING ON WHICH SLOT YOU PUT THE SELECTOR IN, THE NEUTRAL SLOT IS IN BETWEEN FAST AND SLOW! THE MAKERS OF IT OFFER A SET OF TRACTOR TREADS LIKE USED ON A TANK THAT WILL STOP THIS FROM HAPPENING! I’M GOING TO LOOK INTO THE COST AND WILL PROBABLY ORDER THEM IF THEY’RE NOT TOO EXPENSIVE! ANYTHING TO MAKE IT EASIER ON MOM DOING HER OUTSIDE WORK!
PEGGY RACES THIS WEEKEND AND SAID SHE’LL KEEP ME POSTED ON HOW SHE DOES AND HOW THE CAR PERFORMS FOR HER!
COLLEEN AND DICK ARE GETTING ALONG JUST FINE, THE HEAT IS A LITTLE HARD ON DICK AND I GUESS SLOWS HIM DOWN IN THE AFTERNOON! HE GETS UP EARLY AND DOES HIS THINGS THEN LATE IN THE AFTERNOON HE ALSO GETS SOME WORK DONE! COLLEEN REALLY LOVES HER JOB AND FROM WHAT WE HEAR THE MANAGEMENT REALLY LIKE HER!
MIKE IS FINALLY FINISHING UP ON HIS BOSSES HOUSE TODAY AND THE PEOPLE WERE MOVING IN AS HE PICKED UP HIS TOOLS!
KERRY IS DOING FINE AND I THINK THIS WEEKEND HE STARTS HIS 3 WEEKS OFF! THE LAST I HEARD THEY HAD TO GO TO MIAMI AND FINISH UP SOME THINGS ABOUT THE HOUSE DOWN THERE!
KELLY IS ALL TUCKERED OUT WHEN HE GETS HOME FROM WORK AND USUALLY JUST FEEDS THE DOGS AND DOES ANYTHING ELSE THAT CAN’T WAIT AND NEEDS TO BE DONE!
SHANNON AND KONNER ARE DOING JUST FINE, SHE HAS TO KEEP HIM IN THE APARTMENT IT’S SO HOT! SHE WAS GOING TO TAKE HER CAR BACK TO WHERE THEY WORKED ON THE A/C IT BLOWS COLD OUT OF THE OUTSIDE VENTS AND WARM/COOL OUT OF THE CENTER ONES! TIM CHECKED IT OUT AND SAID IT ACTS LIKE THEY LEFT A VACUMM HOSE OFF ONE OF THE DIAPHRAMS THAT CLOSES THE OUTSIDE AIR DOOR OR IT’S PARTIALLY BLOCKED OPEN! THEY HAD THE WHOLE DASH OUT OF THE CAR TO CHANGE THE EXPANSION VALVE SO WHO KNOWS WHAT IS WRONG! I HAVEN’T HEARD IF SHE DID!
TIM AND ELYSE ARE DOING AS GOOD AS CAN BE EXPECTED WITH ALL THE RIPPING UP OF FLOORS TO REPAIR WATER LEAKS UNDER THE SLAB AND REPLACING TILE, CARPET AND WOOD FLOORING! TIM HAS BEEN WORKING FROM HOME WHEN HE HAS TO BE THERE FOR THE WORKERS! HE JUST TAPS INTO HIS COMPUTER AT WORK! HE’S PUT A BID IN FOR ANOTHER POSITION WITHIN THE COMPANY, I HAVEN’T HEARD IF HE GOT IT OR NOT!
MOM AND I ARE DOING FINE! THIS THING WITH THE VA AND MY HEARING REVALUATION HAS US UPSET! THE DOCTOR of AUDIOLOGY WE WENT TO WHO DID MY LATEST HEARING TEST TRIED TO GET MY RECORDS FROM THE AUDIOLOGIST THE VA SENT ME TO ON THE 2ND OF MAY, 2008 SAID HE DIDN’T HAVE TO FURNISH ANY RECORDS TO ANY BODY ACCORDING TO HIS CONTRACT WITH THE VA! TALK ABOUT PROFESSIONAL COURTESY! MY DOCTOR IS GOING ON WITH THE RECORDS FROM BONHAM VA AUDIOLOGISTS! I’M THINKING ABOUT RUNNING AN INFORMATION AD IN THE ARDMORE NEWSPAPER TELLING THE READERS NOT TO USE THIS AUDIOLOGISTS FOR HEARING TEST BECAUSE HE DOESN’T GIVE A TRUE REPORT ON HIS FINDINGS AND THE PATIENT MAY NOT NEED HEARING AIDS AT ALL!
SINGLE-MINDED
A MAN GOES TO A PSYCHOLOGIST AND SAYS, "DOC I GOT A REAL PROBLEM, I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT RELATIONS."
THE PSYCHOLOGIST SAYS, "WELL LET'S SEE WHAT WE CAN FIND OUT", AND PULLS OUT HIS INK BLOTS. "WHAT IS THIS A PICTURE OF?" HE ASKS.
THE MAN TURNS THE PICTURE UPSIDE DOWN THEN TURNS IT AROUND AND STATES, "THAT'S A MAN AND A WOMAN HAVING RELATIONS."
THE PSYCHOLOGIST SAYS, "VERY INTERESTING," AND SHOWS THE NEXT PICTURE. "AND WHAT IS THIS A PICTURE OF?"
THE MAN LOOKS AND TURNS IT IN DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS AND SAYS, "THAT'S A MAN AND A WOMAN HAVING RELATIONS."
THE PSYCHOLOGISTS TRIES AGAIN WITH THE THIRD INK BLOT, AND ASKS THE SAME QUESTION, "WHAT IS THIS A PICTURE OF?"
THE PATIENT AGAIN TURNS IT IN ALL DIRECTIONS AND REPLIES, "THAT'S A MAN AND A WOMAN HAVING RELATIONS."
THE PSYCHOLOGIST STATES, "WELL, YES, YOU DO SEEM TO BE OBSESSED WITH RELATIONS."
"ME!?" DEMANDS THE PATIENT "YOU'RE THE ONE WHO KEEPS SHOWING ME THE DIRTY PICTURES!"
TEN YEARS
AN APPLICANT WAS BEING INTERVIEWED FOR ADMISSION TO A PROMINENT MEDICAL SCHOOL. "TELL ME," INQUIRED THE INTERVIEWER, "WHERE DO YOU EXPECT TO BE TEN YEARS FROM NOW?"
"WELL, LET'S SEE," REPLIED THE STUDENT. "IT'S WEDNESDAY AFTERNOON. I GUESS I'LL BE ON THE GOLF COURSE BY NOW."
PERILS OF DRINK
DOCTOR: "IT'S NO GOOD. I CAN'T FIND ANYTHING WRONG WITH YOU. IT MUST JUST BE THE EFFECTS OF DRINKING."
PATIENT: "I'LL COME BACK WHEN YOU'RE SOBER THEN!"
THAT’S “30” FOR THIS ISSUE.
HOWARD
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