HOWARD’S DAILY CHRONICLE
NUMBER 4 VOL 11
JUNE 4TH 2008
WEATHER; HOT, HIGH HUMIDITY, 75/99 DEGREES
MOM TOOK THE INTREPID AND WENT TO DO HER BANKING AND SHOPPING, SHE ALSO TOOK SHANNON SHOPPING WIH HER! SHE SAID THE CAR RAN FINE EXCEPT ONE TIME IT SEEMED TO SURGE A LITTLE THEN SETTLD DOWN! KRLLY IS GOING TO TAKE IT TO WORK OMORROW AND SEE WHAT HE CAN FIND! I STAYED HOME AND TRIED TO GET THE A/C ON ACCLAIM TO TAKE SOME FREON BUT DIDN’T HAVE ANY LUCK! I FINALLY FIGURED OUT THE SCHRADER VALVE CORE IS TO FAR IN AND THE PROBE THAT’S SUPPOSED TO PUSH IT OPEN CAN’T REACH IT! I HAD MOM GET A SCHRADER VALVE REPAIR KIT FROM AUTO-ZONE AND I’LL CHANGE IT OUT TOMORROW, I’M GOING TO LOSE ALL THE FREON THAT’S LEFT IN THE SYSTEM BUT IT NEEDS TO BE EVACUATED AND NEW FREON PUT IN ANYWAY!
MOM’S BEEN HAVING SOME PROBLEMS WITH THE DISHWASHER AND TODAY IT WOULDN’T SHUT OFF AFTER DRYING OVER NIGHT AND IT KEPT FILLING WITH WATER, SHE’D BAIL IT OUT BUT IT WOULD FILL RIGHT BACK UP, WE FIGURED SOMETHING BAD IS WRONG WITH THE SWITCH! I TRIED TO PULL IT OUT TO GET TO THE PLUG AND RIPPED THE DOOR OFF ONE SIDE! WE SHUT THE MAIN WATER VALVE OFF AND I CUT THE PIPE GOING TO THE MACHINE AND PUT A FAUCET ON THE END OF THE PIPE SO WE COULD TURN THE MAIN WATER BACK ON! WE’LL DECIDE WHAT TO DO TOMORROW!
RAY & BUBBA
( GEORGIA MECHANICAL ENGINEERS)
WERE STANDING AT THE BASE OF A FLAGPOLE, LOOKING UP.
A WOMAN WALKED BY AND ASKED WHAT THEY WERE DOING.
"WE'RE SUPPOSED TO FIND THE HEIGHT OF THE FLAGPOLE," SAID BUBBA,
"BUT WE DON'T HAVE A LADDER."
THE WOMAN TOOK A WRENCH FROM HER PURSE, LOOSENED A FEW BOLTS,
AND LAID THE POLE DOWN. THEN SHE TOOK A TAPE MEASURE FROM HER
POCKET, TOOK A MEASUREMENT, ANNOUNCED, "EIGHTEEN FEET, SIX INCHES,"
AND WALKED AWAY.
RAY SHOOK HIS HEAD AND LAUGHED. "AIN'T THAT JUST LIKE A WOMAN!
WE ASK FOR THE HEIGHT AND SHE GIVES US THE LENGTH!"
BUBBA AND RAY ARE CURRENTLY WORKING FOR THE GOVERNMENT.
THAT’S “30” FOR THIS ISSUE.
HOWARD
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