HOWARD’S DAILY CHRONICLE
NUMBER 17 VOL 12
JULY 17TH 2008
WEATHER; WARM, LOW HUMIDITY, 70/90 DEGREES
MOM HAD TO GO TAKE KYLIE TO ANOTHER INTERVIEW WITH MHMR!
I’VE FINISHED MY LATEST STORY AND BECAUSE IT HAS TO DO WITH MARINE TECHNOLOGY AND DIESEL ENGINES LIKE THOSE USED IN THE NAVY LAUNCHES AND SMALLER SHIPS AND THINGS ABOUT THE SEA I’M SENDING IT TO KERRY TO BE CORRECTED!
I’VE USED A LOT OF TERMS IN THE WRITING OF IT AND I WANT TO BE SURE THEY APPLY TO WHAT I’VE WRITTEN!
IT’S A SHORT STORY OF 83 PAGES AND 13,000+ WORDS! IT’S GOING TO BE INCORPORATED IN THE MAIN BOOK NAMED; “TIME FREEZE”! SO FAR THERE ARE FIVE STORIES IN THE BOOK INCLUDING THIS LATEST ONE AND THEY ALL INVOLVE MY MAIN CHARACTER; “PAUL ROBERTS”!
PAUL ROBERTS IS AN R&D ELECTRONICS DESIGN ENGINEER WORKING FOR LOCKHEED AIRCRAFT IN BURBANK, CA. HE HAS NO CONNECTION WITH THE “SKUNK WORKS” BUT HAS A DIRECT LINE TO THEM IF HE NEEDS IT!
HE HAS ATTAINED A SPECIAL ABILITY THAT EVEN HE HAS NO IDEA HOW OR WHY HE WAS GIVEN IT! FOR SOME UNKNOWN REASON HE CAN MOVE THROUGH TIME AND SPACE AT WILL BY SAYING CERTAIN WORDS
AT THE PRESENT TIME I’M PUTTING TOGETHER A SIXTH STORY THAT WILL INVOLVE PAUL ROBERTS AND HIS ABILITY TO MOVE THROUGH SPACE AND TIME! HE DOESN’T NEED ANY SPECIAL DEVICES I.E. TIME TUNNEL, STARGATE, FANTASY ISLAND ETC.!
THIS IS NOT LIKE SOME OTHER STORIES THAT WERE MADE INTO TV SERIES! ALL HE NEEDS TO KNOW IS WHAT THE PERSON IS DOING THAT’S DANGEROUS OR LIFE THREATENING AND WHERE THEY ARE LOCATED TO PROJECT HIMSELF TO THEM!
YEAR MAKES NO DIFFERENCE, HE CAN GO AS FAR BACK IN TIME AS MAN HAS BEEN BUT HE CAN’T PROJECT HIMSELF ANY FURTHER IN THE FUTURE! HE CAN’T GO ONE MINI MICRO SECOND PAST WHERE HE IS IN TIME AT THE PRESENT! BUT BY SAYING THE RIGHT WORDS HE CAN MOVE BACK IN TIME TO THE TIME OF THE NEANDERTHAL MAN, OR THE TIME OF CHRIST OR EVEN TO THE GARDEN OF EDEN!
BUT, HE CAN’T DO ANYTHING TO CHANGE THE OUT COME OF A SITUATION! THIS REALLY OPENS UP A MULTITUDE OF THINGS TO WRITE ABOUT!
MY MENTOR WAS LOU WATT! I HAD NAMED THE STORIES “THE BRIDGE” BUT FOUND OUT IT HAD ALREADY BEEN USED AND LOU SUGGESTED “TIME FREEZE”! HE AND A FRIEND WERE GOING TO DO THE WRITING AND I WAS TO SUGGEST THE IDEAS! HIS FRIEND, A MOVIE STUNT MAN, RON RONDELL DECIDED TO RETIRE TO A LAKE IN MISSOURI AND LOU STARTED LOSING HIS EYE SIGHT SO HE RETIRED AND LIVES IN CALIFORNIA! LOU AND I WENT TO GRAMMER SCHOOL TOGETHER, DOUBLE DATED ON MANY OCCASIONS, HIS DAD, NATE WATT WAS A MOVIE ASSISTANT DIRECTOR AND HAS MANY OF HIS PROJECTS ON THE INTERNET! LOU WAS AN A.D.ON McMillan AND WIFE AND MANY OTHER TV SHOWS AND THEY’RE ON THE INTERNET ALSO!
BEFORE THEY BOTH RETIRED THEY WROTE QUITE A FEW TV SERIES FORMATS AND I UNDERSTAND A FEW OF THEM WERE PICKED UP AND WILL BE SEEN ON TV IN THE FALL OF 2010-2013! I DIDN’T ASK THE NAMES BECAUSE THEY PROBABLY WON’T BE THE SAME AS THEY WROTE!
IT’S A LOT OF FUN WRITING THESE STORIES AND I REALLY HAVE TO DO QUITE A BIT OF RESEARCH TO MAKE SURE THE PLACE IS AN ACTUAL LOCATION SOMEWHERE ON EARTH OR THE MOON!
HE CAN’T GO TO MARS, JUPITOR OR ANY PLACE AN UNMANED PROBE HAS BEEN SENT! MAN HAS TO HAVE GONE THERE PERSONALLY! HE CAN’T CARRY ANYTHING ALONG HEAVIER OR BIGGER THAN HIMSELF! HE CAN TAKE ONE PERSON WITH HIM AS LONG AS THEY DON’T EXCEED HIS WEIGHT!
QUESTIONS KIDS ASK AND HOW TO ANSWER THEM
IT MUST HAVE BEEN A VERY BRAVE MAN WHO WROTE THIS!
IT'S EVEN A BRAVER ONE WHO FORWARDS IT!
SON ASKED HIS MOTHER THE FOLLOWING QUESTION:
'MOM, WHY ARE WEDDING DRESSES WHITE?'
THE MOTHER LOOKS AT HER SON AND REPLIES, 'SON, THIS SHOWS YOUR FRIENDS AND
RELATIVES THAT YOUR BRIDE IS PURE.'
THE SON THANKS HIS MOM AND GOES OFF TO DOUBLE-CHECK THIS WITH HIS FATHER.
'DAD WHY ARE WEDDING DRESSES WHITE?'
THE FATHER LOOKS AT HIS SON IN SURPRISE AND SAYS, 'SON, ALL HOUSEHOLD
APPLIANCES COME IN WHITE.
WIDOWS ERROR MESSAGES
*SMASH FOREHEAD ON KEYBOARD TO CONTINUE.
• PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE OR ANY OTHER KEY TO QUIT.
• BREAKFAST IS HALTED... CEREAL PORT NOT RESPONDING.
• CLOSE YOUR EYES AND PRESS ESCAPE THREE TIMES.
• FILE NOT FOUND. SHOULD I FAKE IT? (Y/N)
• RUNTIME ERROR 6D AT 417A:32CF: INCOMPETENT USER.
• ENTER ANY 11-DIGIT PRIME NUMBER TO CONTINUE.
• BAD COMMAND OR FILE NAME! GO STAND IN THE CORNER.
• WINDOWS MESSAGE: "ERROR SAVING FILE!” FORMAT DRIVE NOW? (Y/N)"
• WINDOWS VIRUS SCAN 1.0 - "WINDOWS FOUND: REMOVE IT? (Y/N)"
THAT’S “30” FOR THIS ISSUE.
HOWARD
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