HOWARD’S DAILY CHRONICLE
NUMBER 19 VOL 12
JULY 19TH 2008
WEATHER; HOT, HIGH HUMIDITY, 73/106 DEGREES
FIRST, DID EVERYONE GET THE PICTURE I PUT IN YESTERDAYS CHRONICLE? IT WAS OF “THE FASCINATION” A THREE WHEELED CAR POWERED BY A “NOBLE GAS PLASMA ENGINE!”
I CHECKED THE BLOG AND WHERE THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE
WAS BLANK SO I PUT IT IN TODAYS CHRONICLE! MOM SHOWED ME WHAT I DID WRONG SO I HOPE THIS ONE GOES THROUGH! I WROTE SOME SUGGESTIONS ABOUT DOING SOMETHING WITH THIS CAR IN YESTERDAYS CHRONICLE SO I WON’T REPEAT THEM
HERE!
MOM HAD TO GO AND TAKE KYLE TO AN INTERVIEW THEN GO GET HER HAIR DONE! AT LEAST SHE WENT OUT EARLY BEFORE THE TEMPERATURE STARTED TO RISE! I WENT OUT AND TRIED TO START THE INTREPID BUT NO LUCK SO, I’M LEAVING IT FOR TIM TO CHECK OUT IN THE MORNING! THE 4 WAY FLASHERS STILL WORK BUT, NOT THE TURN SIGNALS, THE INDICATOR LIGHTS JUST FLASH REAL FAST!
IT TURNED OFF REAL HOT TODAY, AROUND HERE, 106, THAT’S ON MY “ATOMIC CLOCK” AND IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE ACCURATE! THE SENDING UNIT IS ON THE NORTH SIDE OF THE HOUSE IN THE SHADE SO IT’S READING AMBIANT TEMPERATURE!
KELLY HAD A PROBLEM WITH HIS TRUCK AND HE TRACED IT DOWN TO THE FUEL PUMP RELAY WHICH HE CHANGED AND ELIMINATED THE PROBLEM! HE DOES HAVE TO WORK ON HIS OWN CAR & TRUCK ONCE IN A WHILE!
WE SURE HOPE TIM IS ABLE TO CORRECT THE PROBLEM WITH THE INTREPID? AS LONG AS IT STAYS COOL HE CAN WORK ON IT BUT HE CAN’T STAND TOO MUCH HEAT, HE DOESN’T SWEAT VERY MUCH AND, OF COURSE THAT’S WHAT KEEPS THE BODY COOL!
ALL I CAN DO IS OFFER SUGGESTIONS AS TO WHAT MOM AND I HAVE DONE TO TRY AND CORRECT IT AND WHAT THEY TOLD US OVER AT HOYTE’S ABOUT WHAT THEY DID TO CAUSE THE PROBLEM!
FINALLY MAILED THE COPY OF MY BOOK TO KERRY TODAY! WE HAD TO WAIT FOR HIM TO CALL AND TELL US WHICH ADDRESS TO SEND IT TO WHICH HE DID LAST NIGHT!
SHANNON CALLED TO TELL US THAT SOMEHOW ONE OF HE ACHILLIES TENDONS GOT TORN! SHE DIDN’T SAY WHAT THEY WERE GOING TO DO ABOUT IT! THAT’S WHAT HAPPENED TO DANNY JUST BEFORE WE GOT THERE ON OUR TRIP. HE WAS CHECKING THE ANTI FREEZE IN THE MIXER TRUCK RADIATOR AND HAD TO GET DOWN TO GET SOME TO ADD TO IT! HE STEPPED ON THE FRONT SUSPENSION AND GOT INTO SOME SPILLED OIL AND WHEN HE HIT THE GROUND HE SAID HE HEARD A LOUD SNAP LIKE A 22 RIFLE GOING OFF AND COULDN’T WALK ON HIS RIGHT LEG! I WENT TO THE DOCTOR 3-4 TIMES WITH HIM IN BAKERSFIELD AND THEY USED A FLUOROSCOPE ON IT AND FOUND THE TENDON TORN LOSE FROM THE HEAL BONE, IT WAS STILL ATTACHED BY 2-3 THREADS AND THEY PUT HIM IN A BRACE AND HOPED IT WOULD HEAL BACK BY ITSELF! I TALKED TO HIM 3 DAYS BEFORE HE DIED AND IT STILL HADN’T GROWN BACK . I’M WAITING TO HEAR HOW THEY’RE GOING TO TREAT SHANNONS! I HAD THE SAME THING HAPPEN; KERRY WAS CUTTING SOME LIMBS OUT OF HIGH TREES FOR US AND I HAD THE ROPE USED TO PULL THEM AWAY FROM THE NEIGHBORS YARD! I WAS RUNNING BACKWARDS AND MY HEAL WENT INTO A GOPHER HOLE AND I HEARD A LOUD SNAP LIKE A GUN GOING OFF AND THE BOYS HAD TO HELP ME TO THE HOUSE! I WENT TO OUR CHIROPRACTOR AND SHE WORKED ON IT TILL I COULD HALFWAY WALK! IT KEPT GETTING BETTER AND I DON’T HAVE ANY ILL EFFECTS FROM IT TODAY! I DON’T BELIEVE MINE WAS NEAR AS BAD AS DANNY’S!
TWO MEN MEET WHILE WALKING THEIR DOGS! THE FIRST MANS DOG IS A TOY POODLE, THE SECOND MANS DOG IS A PIT BULL! WHILE THE MEN ARE TALKING THE PIT BULL GOES OVER TO THE TOY POODLE AND BITES ITS HEAD OFF! THE POODLE OWNER IS REALLY UPSET AT THIS AND ASKS THE PIT BULL OWNER IF HE SAW WHAT HIS DOG DID TO MY TOY POODLE! I GUESS HE THOUGHT A MAN SHOULD HAVE MORE OF A DOG THAN THAT LITTLE MOUSEY THING SAID THE PIT BULL OWNER AND WALKED AWAY!
TWO WEEK LATER THE SAME TWO MEN MEET WHILE WALKING THEIR PETS, THE MAN WHO HAD OWNED THE TOY POODLE HAD A WEIRD LOOKING PET AND AS THEY’RE TALKING THE WEIRD PET OPENS ITS MOUTH AND SWALLOWS THE OTHER MAN PIT BULL WHOLE JUST LEAVING THE COLLAR AND LEASH ON THE GROUND! DID YOU SEE WHAT YOUR PET DID TO MY PIT BULL, WHAT THE HELL KIND OF PET IS THAT THING OF YOURS? WELL, BEFORE I CUT OFF ITS TAIL AND PAINTED IT YELLOW IT WAS A CROCODILE!
THAT’S “30 FOR THIS ISSUE.
HOWARD
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